Ted D

live fast

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@AntiWokeMemes I know the bitch cosplaying as a man isn’t talking about how men don’t contribute to society 🤣 stfu

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@wildfreakouts That hat explains it all

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@ryanreallly That’s a classic. There’s a video I saw of monkeys domesticating dogs. The monkeys know the dogs will bark if there is danger while they are sleeping so they take care of the dogs.

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Fight hungry

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Have a stalker situation. Gonna sit down with John Jameson and see how he’d handle it

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I think we all know how bad this can go 😂

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Playing security guard tonight

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@Ballislife “You realize your success is dependent upon us, right?” Is something that Steph and klay have definitely told @Money23Green

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@statmuse 2020 by a lot

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@statmuse Not wade

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Miss you Justin

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@SHAQ Easily lebron. It’s Lakers not Nba Players and he wasn’t in his prime with them

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@vhic_tore This completely invalidated your list. Northman was wet garbage

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Kevin Durant next season

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Signed up to be an extra in guardians of the galaxy 3 and didn’t think anything would come of it. Now I have a virtual casting call today 😅

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@ryanreallly This is how my kids and I will game together when they are teens

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@jaden You would never hit another person 😂 don’t act hard karate kid

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Just threatened a 8 year old for fucking with my nieces #IAmCrazy

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Choose your fate wisely

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Marry the ass. Buy the tits.