Jesse™

Life is a series of moments and moments pass. So let’s make this one last as if it’s all that we have.

[Jesse™ @Teddy_Bangs]

@GeezyRunThis I'm not going to lie to you, these type of species get fire this thing. According to my friends obviously.

They don't like protection and they smell good.

[Jesse™ @Teddy_Bangs]

I know I'm late, yeah I'm now oluman but “ My cookie ” has been through a lot is actually an insane thing to say.

[Jesse™ @Teddy_Bangs]

Give him the same treatment yall gave Pogba. He’s supposed to:
- defend
- attack
- dribble past 6 players every game
- be a ball boy
- be part of the champions league mascot
- assist himself & score
- run the team’s social media
- sub himself off and still play

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Florian Wirtz to Liverpool, HERE WE GO!

Liverpool verbally agree deal in principle with Bayer Leverkusen for package reaching €150m add-ons included.

Player side already agreed two weeks ago with move now imminent.

Wirtz set for medical and contract signing.

[Jesse™ @Teddy_Bangs]

Good to see the government actually listening for once. We shouldn’t have to press their necks for them to do their jobs but if a little Twitter pressure gets results, so be it.

However, I don’t trust these telecos. Them go give you 1000GB, if e go finish today e go finish.

[Jesse™ @Teddy_Bangs]

@Apuche_ You Dey laugh. You then your man Ssifoa. W)nnp3 rubber one npo

[Jesse™ @Teddy_Bangs]

7 days later dem go wake up dey talk say dem no know where the rashes or pimples come from.

Later dem go blame am on fever. Bontua.

[Luffa. 😈 @dappyluffa]

kiss or slap?😁

[NBA Champions @GeezyRunThis]

See 🇬🇭 really skew our vision of what a 🔟 is Walahi

[Jesse™ @Teddy_Bangs]

😂 I dey tell you

[NBA Champions @GeezyRunThis]

See 🇬🇭 really skew our vision of what a 🔟 is Walahi

[Jesse™ @Teddy_Bangs]

@DoVsDont I was so disappointed. Gave it a couple of spins and still.

[Jesse™ @Teddy_Bangs]

Carter VI is a tough listen. No evolution, just a few glimpse of the old Wayne and mid features. Wayne is still rapping like his fans ain’t grown since “ A Milli ”. We matured, he didn’t.

Where’s your 4:44? What kind of man are you now? What should we learn from you?

4/10

[Jesse™ @Teddy_Bangs]

@xHiddenPants 😂😂 I dey track 5. I dey come.

[Jesse™ @Teddy_Bangs]

What happened with the whole singlet debate? I saw a tweet about it the other day. Are we actually allowed to wear it or not?

Because I’m getting ready for some graduation thing and the way my Chase Deer XL is staring at me…if I don’t wear it, something will do me.

[Jesse™ @Teddy_Bangs]

Chale 2025 be some year o. what’s happening

[Jesse™ @Teddy_Bangs]

@xHiddenPants Ten Hag dze I wish him well

[Jesse™ @Teddy_Bangs]

@xHiddenPants Your team is solid. You’ve got a worldclass RW in Saka & a top talent Nwaneri coming up

On the LW you’re covered with 2 strong options. Midfield-wise, maybe only Newcastle/Liverpool have an edge. And the defense? No need to even go there it’s rock solid.

Don’t insult me please

[Jesse™ @Teddy_Bangs]

@ManUtd @INEOS @OmarBerrada

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Donnarumma’s agent Enzo Raiola: “His future? We need to talk to PSG again and then we will see. There are several proposals”.

“Inter? For sure they like him but there’s nothing else. Same for Napoli”, told Sky.

[Jesse™ @Teddy_Bangs]

@gonne_official Awo! 3kasa! Top 10 for me.

[Jesse™ @Teddy_Bangs]

Mbeumo to United? Okay this summer is going to be interesting.

[Jesse™ @Teddy_Bangs]

Today was draining. I need breastmilk or Kefir.

[Jesse™ @Teddy_Bangs]

@_Lvrry_ That No Malice verse? Float like silk, cut like glass. 💯