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How do you tell an optimist that he has lived a happy life by mistake?

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Coming soon to your phone 👀📱

Reply below for the chance to get your personalised lockscreen 👇

[ₘᵣ. Cₐₚₜₐᵢₙ 🫡 @TeddyCaptain]

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[UEFA @UEFA]

UEFA statement on The Times article: ⬇️

[ₘᵣ. Cₐₚₜₐᵢₙ 🫡 @TeddyCaptain]

Aowa mjitha ????

This is extortion.

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

🚨 NEW: Gianni Infantino, the under-pressure Fifa president, has given members a 53-day deadline to back his plans to sell stakes in the World Cup or face a 75 per cent reduction in potential funding.

In a letter sent to all 211 member associations by the Fifa president, Infantino has promised riches of up to $10bn to be made accessible as early as January 1, 2027, and he also offered access to as much as £30m through his new ‘Fifa Forward Enterprise’ proposal.

However, Infantino has warned any members who oppose his private investment plan will be cut out of the new funding model should it still get waived through by associations.

@Tom_Morgs has all the details ⤵️
https://t.co/1X0YQtsUxb

[ₘᵣ. Cₐₚₜₐᵢₙ 🫡 @TeddyCaptain]

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[Xikwembu Xina Wena 🇿🇦 @SeanPages]

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[ₘᵣ. Cₐₚₜₐᵢₙ 🫡 @TeddyCaptain]

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[george @StokeyyG2]

I know Chelsea are contractually obliged to sign someone from Brighton every year but I just can’t prove it…

[Maphanga Mbuso @MBSVUDU]

Amantombazane abiza imali esiyisebenzele kanzima nge love language. 😭😭😭

[ₘᵣ. Cₐₚₜₐᵢₙ 🫡 @TeddyCaptain]

Kenya🇰🇪 are really in trouble here #WAFCON26

[ₘᵣ. Cₐₚₜₐᵢₙ 🫡 @TeddyCaptain]

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[MSIZI 🇿🇦 @msiziworld]

My dad definitely went for looks, my mom’s food deserves to be on fear factor 😭

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Arsenal exploring move to sign Vinicius Junior from Real Madrid. #AFC interest early stage + clubs not yet in talks but idea approved at all levels. Much rests on contract process as no breakthrough yet & #RMFC do not want free exit @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/qYdS5vlfE6

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔵🔴 Official, confirmed. Karim Adeyemi has joined Barcelona from BVB. ⚡️

€22m plus €7m add-ons and sell-on clause.

[Fantasy Premier League @OfficialFPL]

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[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Al Hilal reach agreement with West Ham United to sign Crysencio Summerville. Deal for 24yo #WHUFC winger worth ~€80m & #Netherlands int’l scheduled to undergo #AlHilal medical. Long-term contract ready, pending final authorisations @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/Hr429OPfhF

[ₘᵣ. Cₐₚₜₐᵢₙ 🫡 @TeddyCaptain]

Sesko😄

[Fantasy Premier League @OfficialFPL]

The time has come!

Which player prices for next season do you want to see first? 🤩

[Feelings ღ @anxietymsgs]

if anyone can have it, i don’t want it

[ₘᵣ. Cₐₚₜₐᵢₙ 🫡 @TeddyCaptain]

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[𝟭𝟴𝟵𝟵 @Barca_Archive]

The 2026 World Cup final is a tribute to everything FC Barcelona has given to football.

[ₘᵣ. Cₐₚₜₐᵢₙ 🫡 @TeddyCaptain]

I repeat!

[��ᵣ. Cₐₚₜₐᵢₙ 🫡 @TeddyCaptain]

Williams is not serious!

[ₘᵣ. Cₐₚₜₐᵢₙ 🫡 @TeddyCaptain]

Williams is not serious!

[ₘᵣ. Cₐₚₜₐᵢₙ 🫡 @TeddyCaptain]

Argentina can't win this, they've been awful.

[ₘᵣ. Cₐₚₜₐᵢₙ 🫡 @TeddyCaptain]

Aowa Merino, you should be scoring that!

[ₘᵣ. Cₐₚₜₐᵢₙ 🫡 @TeddyCaptain]

That should be a goal.