Teddyius

[bob @bobblegum67]

baby is like the N word for toddlers

[утка @chudsawmann]

asked a pair if they were siblings or dating last night and they kissed eachother on the lips then said “siblings”

[¿ @umlarp]

june’s over? julying

[🪬 @Mystiquxeee]

"Kingsman" "zazza"

[Gilgamesh @MichiganSwordd]

I want her to get me pregnant

[Cvnt @Yuril0v3rr]

god i’m corny af 😭

[NEETY GIRL @NEETYGIRL]

can i come over and be useless all day

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

have you ever cried because you're you

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

losing ur appetite bc ur sad fucking sucks

[IKILLPEOPLE18 @IKILLPEOPLE18]

“Yeah bro i got first touch, matter of fact im about to touch point and trigger ot like rn”

[۟ @bladeekun]

pge and sugarfree moved in with each other before they moved in with their gfs 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[jan @janitorsupreme]

honestly i dont think i wasted my teenage years by spending most of it on the computer. I had fun