Ted Simonson

Novice Husband, Father, Lawyer, Comedian, and Poker Player.

[Jesse Lonis @JesseLonis]

There are 28 people left in event #1 @tritonpoker. The winner will receive $642,000. I'm one of them! If I win, I'll give $1,000 to one person who reposts and likes this tweet. Must follow me to win. Watch on YouTube under Triton Poker! 🦍

[Ted Simonson @TeddySimonson]

@lisapease This is from her campaign website.

[Ted Simonson @TeddySimonson]

@RachelBitecofer And yet you support Stevens over El-Sayed? 🤔

[Ted Simonson @TeddySimonson]

@TonyGuoga lol, is this a troll?

[Ted Simonson @TeddySimonson]

@EndWokeness What am I missing? Isn’t it game over now? How bad do things have to get before you recognize the worst leftist candidate is still significantly better than our current situation? Ya’ll have the deductive reasoning of a 6 year old.

[Ted Simonson @TeddySimonson]

@Timcast @grok how many people has ICE killed?

[Ted Simonson @TeddySimonson]

@senortilt @HUSTLERCASINOLA @angfresh12 @CodyBollinger 🙏

[Ted Simonson @TeddySimonson]

@SBF_FTX Give it a rest dude! You’re not getting a pardon! (Also, did your mom write this or your dad or both of them together?)

[Ted Simonson @TeddySimonson]

@SBF_FTX Lololol, could you make it any more obvious you are begging for a pardon?

[Ted Simonson @TeddySimonson]

@jaredlholt @ZaidJilani This! And Ruby Ridge.

[Ted Simonson @TeddySimonson]

@rothschildmd Very much looking forward to your next book!

[Ted Simonson @TeddySimonson]

@HCLPokerShow @TheRyanFeldman @Mister_Keating @senortilt @nikairball @ICTMoxie @stanleytang Where is @TexasMike2014 ???

[Jen Monroe @thatjenmonroe]

I would rather have Marina teaching children than any of the hateful assholes that enjoy this account

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

For the cost of the Argentina bailout we could cover the ACA tax credits for a year.

[Ted Simonson @TeddySimonson]

@SecretaryLCD @POTUS This is North Korea level of propaganda. What the fuck!

[Ted Simonson @TeddySimonson]

@zerohedge lol, is she in charge now? Not defending her, but who is most to blame for the current crisis?

[Ted Simonson @TeddySimonson]

@AP How is this newsworthy to the AP?

[Ted Simonson @TeddySimonson]

@stoolpresidente lol, just cause you’re a shitty gambler. The Jim Cramer of sports betting.