Ted

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Happy World Book Day from me, the Fourth Doctor!

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@AbdiJama10 Well done Abdi and good luck in the final!From Ted (Greenbank Summer Sports Club)

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Finally got my @TerribleMaps book!

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Excited!

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Lyndon Johnson is sworn in as the 36th president 6/6

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Peanuts Re-enactment of the Assassination of JFK: the motorcade 1/6

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Jack Ruby shoots Lee Harvey Oswald 5/6

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What happens if you call 666 instead of 999?

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My love for you has gone down to 95%

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Happy World Book Day from me, Abraham Lincoln!

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Why is this called "Grease", when it's set in America?

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You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seven teeth.

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What would happen if everyone on earth farted at the same time? It would become known as The Great Fart

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The handbrake sounds like a fart

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Is there a country called Norman?

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I've got an imaginary friend - and it's me! It's me soul.

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Happy World Book Day from me, Henry VIII!