Teddy

I like seeing tweets

[Papí Dink @DinklePicks]

THEY HAVE IT! THEY DID IT! TRACKMAN IN THE BULLPEN! ROCKIES WORLD SERIES!!! LETS BE GREAT THIS YEAR!!!!!!

[Teddy @TedOnEarth]

I’m out of salt, will soy sauce work for my driveway?

[Teddy @TedOnEarth]

Gimme that!

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

You’re a victim

[Teddy @TedOnEarth]

what if we fell in love and lived in the Maggianos

[DOCTOR Teddy PHd @doctor_teddy_]

Teddy up

[doomer @uncledoomer]

people are developing schizoid parasocial relationships with AI and theyre referring to their AI generated tulpa as "wireborn"

[Maddie™ Monogatari arc @cavebunnymoder]

@Dashytwo PAUL GEORGE???

[Teddy @TedOnEarth]

For the betterment of the sport, Adam Silver should force Cooper and Paige to get married

[Brother, I have 47 @jokicdenverstan]

@NBABlackburn CJ getting sent to wizards purgatory for that CBA maybe karma is real

[Teddy @TedOnEarth]

@DinklePicks That post-gus pee gonna smell funky

[Teddy @TedOnEarth]

@DinklePicks @Rockies @grok how much does a trackman cost and why can’t the Rockies afford it

[Teddy @TedOnEarth]

@jrfriedman17 Still wanted Jameis…

[Teddy @TedOnEarth]

Leo XIV +7000 to be pope ✅

BANG!

[Teddy @TedOnEarth]

You know what’s funnier than 4-24… 4-25!

[Papí Dink @DinklePicks]

People wonder why the Rockies are so bad? Braves bullpen setup: portable track man and iPad right next to the mound for instant feed back. The Rockies? Just a bag of balls and a dream.

[Steiny @realsteiny]

Is the 100 guys versus gorilla Bonnie blue style or all at once?

[Teddy @TedOnEarth]

Of course I put creatine in my plants water, I want what’s best for them

[Teddy @TedOnEarth]

“Is the pope catholic?”

No, idiot he’s dead.

[Teddy @TedOnEarth]

gonna need double cheese on everything today