Ted Patterson

[Ted Patterson @Tedpatterson24]

@TrumpGirlLove Yes. You betcha. Abso - lately. Affirmative. Da. Yeppers. Uh huh.

[Ted Patterson @Tedpatterson24]

@Hania16836 If you tattoo your face, you'd be stupid.

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@StacieGerbyo Soyboy can't take nothin'.

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@Milliehtu6 What, that they spend their own money and want you to save yours instead of waiting on them to die? How unfair....

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@yanyan_sandy234 @astikbizbunlari The light on the left shoulder, color of the cup, picture on tge wall, and a disappearing candle....

[Ted Patterson @Tedpatterson24]

@astikbizbunlari This really isn't an intelligence test - just simple pattern recognition. (The picture is different.)

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@Ashleyo4h Pack his clothes for him. Put them in a pile. In the front lawn. Soaked in kerosene.

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@AlexWestQNews If I did a shot every t time that bitch said something stupid, I would have died from alcohol poisoning long ago.

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@lisasamxxm1 How about mind your own damn business.

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@TrumpsHurricane Fuck you - I'm offended by pedophile prophets and non-pork diets.

[Ted Patterson @Tedpatterson24]

@FloraLuzz_ Whatever, Big Mike

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@Alexanderw30645 150%

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@_josephine0_ The one with the wider pelvic base and the less robust jaw.

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@Irina_exh It's a plane.

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@BLKThugreport Pay first, then eat.. that's what its coming to!

[Ted Patterson @Tedpatterson24]

@LenaJohnson_1 So, which one of us has to educate these dumbasses in the comments section? This has to be botbait.

[Ted Patterson @Tedpatterson24]

@itsrosesm Ramadamadingdong!

[Ted Patterson @Tedpatterson24]

@didem5654 @deriniko9 The vase for the plant changes color.

[Ted Patterson @Tedpatterson24]

@MaysaDiye Second hand on the clock. Took five seconds.

[JERRY @tac_jerry0]

What if I told you I still leave the door open?