Ted Carmichael, PhD

One of these days it will all make sense.

[Ted Carmichael, PhD @Tedsaid]

@TheCinesthetic The setup for this scene was perfect, and the execution had me laughing so hard I was choking on my popcorn

[Ted Carmichael, PhD @Tedsaid]

@TheCinesthetic Raul Julia in The Addams Family

[Ted Carmichael, PhD @Tedsaid]

@TheCinesthetic Jim Carrey in Batman Forever

[Ted Carmichael, PhD @Tedsaid]

@cowincrisis

[Ted Carmichael, PhD @Tedsaid]

@uriahz @TheCinesthetic Ah, right ... I read somewhere that was a persistent rumor - probably started by Donald - but forgot it wasn't true.

[Ted Carmichael, PhD @Tedsaid]

@Mayoisspicyy Well, to be fair, it was easy at first, but the questions got harder and harder near the end.

Also, he's a fucking moron.

[Ted Carmichael, PhD @Tedsaid]

@django This is why they need occasional sabbaticals. You don't want that shit on campus

[Ted Carmichael, PhD @Tedsaid]

@InuitKodiak @ArmandDAngour Oh, I see ... that's why that other guy was complaining about homophones. Gotcha

[Ted Carmichael, PhD @Tedsaid]

@Ka1idor_369 @InuitKodiak It sounds like "racist" is a trigger for you.

I bet I know why.

[Ted Carmichael, PhD @Tedsaid]

@SprinterPress Well, the Trump administration is full of clueless morons. They probably forgot to tell India that Marco was coming. I'm surprised he didn't have to hail a cab.

[Domhnall (Cogito) @CogitoEdu]

"You can be openly gay in 1 city a short drive from the mass graves of the children we slaughtered by the tens of thousands"

[Ted Carmichael, PhD @Tedsaid]

@lisa_liberal When we get that proof then, in just seven or eight or ten years Garland will prosecute him

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

The USDA has kept raccoon rabies out of the central United States for over 30 years by air-dropping fish-flavored ravioli from helicopters.

Each one is a small packet coated in fishmeal with an oral rabies vaccine inside. Raccoons, foxes, coyotes, and skunks find them by smell, bite through, and swallow.

Many animals that consume the bait develop immunity, helping build a protective barrier across populations.

The bait is generally considered safe for pets and tested in many non-target species.

The USDA's Wildlife Services has been running this since 1995. Without the bait program, raccoon rabies very likely would have spread much further west.

A federal program you've probably never heard of is protecting your pets and your kids by feeding wild animals ravioli from a helicopter.

[Ted Carmichael, PhD @Tedsaid]

@TemiXo_1 Well ... Epstein and Maxwell facilitated a LOT of rape. I'm not sure what percentage that would be but helpers of rape should definitely be in the mix for punishment.

[Ted Carmichael, PhD @Tedsaid]

@roadsidetweets This looks like AI slop. What happened here?

[Ted Carmichael, PhD @Tedsaid]

@petergklein @drrjpeterson I think you misunderstood me here. I was saying you don't have to read every word to be fluent in the underpinnings...

Anyway, the person I responded to is invisible to me now. So he either deleted his account or blocked me.

[Ted Carmichael, PhD @Tedsaid]

@JoJoFromJerz @StevenCheung47 He probably forgot how to read clocks, keeps pushing the wrong button on the intercom, and thinks the main door is a closet so he can't get out.

Fortunately, he is wearing a diaper. Unfortunately, he's been stuck there since Tuesday.

[Ted Carmichael, PhD @Tedsaid]

@mmpadellan @Acyn Sometimes, he says it because he learned something - like, "dumb" has a 'b' in it - and he's just so proud of that.

"You know, lions don't always kill. Sometimes they're nice. You'd think they just kill and kill and kill but they don't. A lot of people don't know that."

[Ted Carmichael, PhD @Tedsaid]

@drrjpeterson @petergklein I agree with this one. "Fluent" in "the underpinnings of your scientific hypothesis" is not the same as telling someone to "read every word" of every citation.

But the other two you showed me were spot on. Some people have, in their outrage, exaggerated the principle.