Ted Telecunt

Living a dream life while I sh** on woke gits, f***ing feminism's throat until it vomits on my nuts. Punchy parody account oozing with tough love and wisdom.

[Ted Telecunt @TedTelecunt]

Let me be fucking clear. I love women, they are magic, they are chaos and they are misunderstood

I hate feminism because it has brainwashed beautiful and capable women to abandon common sense for ideological subversion

Listen to them, love them, protect them and fuck them good

[Ted Telecunt @TedTelecunt]

@StereoIncognito @ClintVSmith what projection? statement of facts.

[Ted Telecunt @TedTelecunt]

@stevewicks16 @ClintVSmith Oh Steve, how am I a coward? All I did was point out Clint for being the git who mentioned white supremacy first, and for being a consultant who can only really exist within (dying) identity politics, and not meritocracy.

Why do words hurt you?

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

More outrage over monkey noises than this

[Neo @Realneo101]

Okay. Fuck you. Fuck Islam. Fuck Palestine. My turn.

[Ted Telecunt @TedTelecunt]

@noisyimmigrant Look in the mirror

[Ted Telecunt @TedTelecunt]

@kirstyiso How many dicks have you sucked this year?

[Ted Telecunt @TedTelecunt]

@noisyimmigrant Myron Gaines is a token because it's a cliche, born from stereotypes. No different than white guys being friends with blacks and also being called token. Same with Asians.
Nobody has token jeet friends because jeets are rubbishy scammers and smell.

[Ted Telecunt @TedTelecunt]

@kirstyiso They are spot on 🎯. You are a shallow attention seeker.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Karmelo Anthony stabbed a white kid to death and was still able to stay in school and graduate with no issues while his family raised half a million dollars and bought a new house. A white girl made a noise into a Ring camera and had to withdraw from school for her own safety within a day of the video being posted online. That basically tells you everything you need to know about the racial disparities in this country.

[𖤓 @BanishedLion]

Right wingers are good people larping as villains

Left wingers are villains larping as good people

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Psychotic woman rubs period blood on her face to heal and says "men are poisoning us" by convincing women to wear pads and use tampons.

She also rants about the Voynich manuscript for some reason.

Retard.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

The Media’s increased usage of “White Supremacy” from 2010-2020:

LA Times: 9749%
New York Times: 2969%
Washington Post: 6778%
Wall Street Journal: 1691%

Not organic.

White Supremacy is a Leftist creation.

All manufactured to push anti-white racism.

To push wokism.
To divide.

[Lara Logan @laralogan]

Take note - these people are vindictive & they are not going to stop. They are furious that they do not yet control the U.S. military which is an obstacle to a color revolution run by the intel agencies to subvert the will of the American people.

[Flopping Aces @FloppingAces]

Jesus FUCKING Christ, Massie. Every time I think Congress has finally scraped the absolute bottom of the barrel of useless, self-important, backstabbing assholes, you come crawling out from underneath it like a syphilitic fucking sewer rat with a superiority complex and a desperate need for somebody, ANYBODY, to give a shit what you think.

You’ve spent your entire worthless career as a preening, self-righteous little bitch who never actually did a goddamn thing except clap for the cameras, cash the checks, and jerk yourself off about how principled you are while the rest of the party actually tried to win. You're a walking participation trophy with a congressional pension, the political equivalent of a wet fart in an elevator who somehow convinced himself he's Thomas fucking Jefferson.

And now, for your grand fucking finale, you’re counting “eight impeachable acts” like some pious little altar boy with a hard-on for losing, because Pete Hegseth is effective, the war is going the way your voters wanted, and your colleagues aren’t stupid enough to follow a lame-duck loser into a political suicide pact.

Eight! EIGHT! Congratulations, you sanctimonious dipshit. Did you count them all by yourself, or did you need your Democrat buddies to take your shoes off so you could get past ten?

And since you've suddenly appointed yourself the nation's supreme authority on military accountability, let's revisit Lloyd fucking Austin.

The Secretary of Defense vanished into a hospital for days, the President wasn't informed, his own deputy didn't know the full circumstances, and the Pentagon's chain of command looked like a goddamn Three Stooges reunion.

WHERE THE FUCK WAS CAPTAIN ACCOUNTABILITY THEN, YOU SPINELESS, TWO-FACED LITTLE SHITSTAIN?

No impeachment crusade. No constitutional sermon. No theatrical outrage. Apparently your principles were buried somewhere between your pinecone collection and whatever Democrat's ass you were kissing that week.

But Hegseth starts kicking ass, and suddenly the mighty Thomas Massie emerges from his woodland fucking monastery, clutching his impeachment articles like Moses descending Mount Sinai, ready to lecture everybody about constitutional responsibility.

Spare me the sanctimonious horseshit, you gutless fraud.

You've become the Democrats' favorite useful Republican, a pompous, backstabbing jackass who mistakes sabotaging his own party for some grand demonstration of moral superiority. You're the political equivalent of a hemorrhoid that learned to quote the Federalist Papers.

And the funniest fucking part? Kentucky finally saw through the act.

After years of listening to you congratulate yourself for being the smartest, bravest, most principled man in Washington, your own voters apparently decided they'd rather have an empty fucking chair than another term of your insufferable bullshit.

Imagine possessing an ego so catastrophically inflated that getting your ass handed to you at the ballot box only convinces you the country desperately needs MORE of your unsolicited wisdom.

You're the drunk asshole being thrown out of the bar who keeps screaming that HE'S the one who decided to leave.

And now, with the clock running out on your miserable congressional career, you're spending your remaining political oxygen trying to kneecap an administration your own party elected. What an extraordinary fucking achievement. Years in Congress, and your farewell performance is practically indistinguishable from something written by the Democratic National Committee.

You had an opportunity to leave Washington with whatever scraps of dignity you had left. Instead, you've chosen to spend your final days as a bitter little political cockroach, desperately scrambling for relevance while the lights go out.

So here's some advice, Tommy.

Go clear out your empty office, go fuck yourself with that pinecone on the way out, and take your resume full of nothing with you.

You're a pathetic, irrelevant, treasonous clown who peaked as a meme, and your greatest congressional accomplishment was demonstrating just how fucking unbearable one self-important asshole can become.

Now take your persecution complex, your worthless political legacy, and your bottomless reservoir of self-righteous horseshit, shove it all straight up your ass, and FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF, you pinecone-sucking, zero-accomplishment, traitor-ass motherfucker. 🖕

[Commander DC @nzpoliticsgroup]

Air New Zealand Alert: International 🚨🚨🚨

Alright, let’s stop the BS. I hate having to tear into our own national airline, but the sheer volume of people ripping into it right now isn’t “off the radar”—it’s a full-blown riot of rage, and it’s completely justified.

The seats are a disgrace. Not “terrible.” They’re punitive, cramped instruments of misery that leave you aching, furious, and wondering what the fuck you paid for. I’ve flown all over the planet and put up with some real dogs, but this was a horrendous, degrading experience that felt deliberately engineered to make passengers suffer.

You’re not “packed in like sardines.” You’re jammed in like livestock—shoulder-to-shoulder, knees crushed, zero dignity, zero space, pure contempt for the people who keep this airline flying. It’s unacceptable.

The media needs to stop tiptoeing and start hammering this. Hard. The complaints aren’t a mystery or a PR problem—they’re a pattern, and they’re only getting louder.

[BLACK FLAG 🏴🇺🇸 @FlagBlack007]

El-Sayed is the most dangerous politician ever to rise to power in America , His agenda is to destroy America, he doesn't try to hide it. Thoughts 💭 ⁉️

[Lara Logan @laralogan]

So it is not just a “white” thing.

[TLO 🇳🇿 @TommyLeeOscar]

https://t.co/8bHUwFg2J9

[RT @RT_com]

GIANT 'JELLYFISH' UFO FLOATS over ALASKA — 'TENTACLES' SWAYING as it DRIFTS toward US MILITARY BASE before 'DISAPPEARING'