Ted the Red

Fred the Red’s bitter cousin. Drowning my sorrows at Old Trafford since 2013. Fergie era or bust. Passionate about proper 4-4-2 and warm lager. 👹🍺

[Ted the Red @TedtheRed1999]

I’ve decided the only league table I am going to look at this season is the all-time Premier League table.

Currently 133 points clear at the top.

Made me feel a lot better anyway.

​Keep the faith. UTFR. 🔴🇾🇪
​#MUFC #ManchesterUnited #PremierLeague #GGMU #AllTimeTable
Pass the lager 🍺👹

[Ted the Red @TedtheRed1999]

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

INEOS and the Glazers are destroying Manchester United. Protests don't work. So let's hit them where it hurts. #BoycottUnited #GlazersAndIneosOut

[Ted the Red @TedtheRed1999]

@markgoldbridge Get it done in this international break.... I've seen enough now!

[Ted the Red @TedtheRed1999]

They are renaming the Amazon Prime Man Utd doc. Here's Carrick staring into the distance hopelessly on the new leaked poster. #manchesterunıted #carrick #amazon

[Ted the Red @TedtheRed1999]

This isn't it Mike. Can't say happy with that energy. Another thing that he annoys me with is injury communication. De light been out almost a year mysterious injury never get a good update. Amad is out for god knows how long. Sesko is injured now. Shaw disappeared for 3 games. Baleba is injured but on the bench. When can he play? Probs will play for Cameroon and get injured again. Just tell us the truth and tell us how long players are gonna be out for. And if U don't know how long the pshyios need sacking

[Ted the Red @TedtheRed1999]

Arbeloa saying the ref was favoring United is genuinely insane. That handball was as blatant as they come, and every 50/50 went their way—exact same as the Brighton game! As if refs would help us win after City.

​Sick of refs wanting so much influence just to land a job on Gladiators like Clattenburg or Sky like that doughnut Mike Dean. One job AI taking over would actually be a good thing. They get decisions right 90% of the time on EA FC surely there's a way to implement it in real football! 🤦‍♂️

Or bring back Uriah Rennie and the 90s refs

[Ted the Red @TedtheRed1999]

@MUFC_redarmy99 Or even have a go at them. Just stood there with confused look on his face.

[Ted the Red @TedtheRed1999]

Fuck Fulham.
Fuck the Michael Jackson statue.
Fuck Mohamed Al-Fayed, fuck Dodi Al-Fayed, (RIP Diana)
Fuck Tony Khan and AEW.
Fuck Steed Malbranque. Fuck Luis Boa Morte.
And fuck click house AI sponsored shirt
#fulmnu #manchesterunıted #manutd pass the beer 🍻.

[Ted the Red @TedtheRed1999]

Mbeumo mix it up a bit mate. Not even arjen robben cut inside and shot every time.

[Ted the Red @TedtheRed1999]

Waiting until 77th minutes to make first sub is not a good sign of a manager with a good squad or an idea how to influence/change a football match #carrick

[Ted the Red @TedtheRed1999]

https://t.co/sd7LiJS047 what a goal form RVN. Take me back to the mid noughties #fulmnu #manutd #manchesterunıted #fulham

[Ted the Red @TedtheRed1999]

@utdrobbo Outrageous

[Ted the Red @TedtheRed1999]

Deary me Martinez. Worst own goal I have ever seen

[Ted the Red @TedtheRed1999]

@markgoldbridge Insane

[Ted the Red @TedtheRed1999]

@FutSheriff Goal keepers are better. Need finesse plus killers. Ruud got massive upgrade

[Ted the Red @TedtheRed1999]

@timstillman_ Packed mariona 4 times on fc27. Straight sell enough to get ruud with finesse plus.

[Ted the Red @TedtheRed1999]

When JJ Gabriel goes to Barca in January he will outscore Yamal and Raphinha no problem. Developed, ready to play, more ready than Rooney was at 16!
​Only joking, never bought into the hype at all. Something about him always worried me and I never got on the bandwagon.
​The only academy kid I watched and guaranteed to everyone would be a worldy was Greenwood. Most two footed player, cleanest finisher, pure football IQ. Only Utd could have our kind of luck with a generational talent. Still makes no sense how he can play for Marseille or Fenerbahce but not us.

[Ted the Red @TedtheRed1999]

When JJ Gabriel goes to Barca in January he will outscore Yamal and Raphinha no problem. Developed, ready to play, more ready than Rooney was at 16!
​Only joking, never bought into the hype at all. Something about him always worried me and I never got on the bandwagon.
​The only academy kid I watched and guaranteed to everyone would be a worldy was Greenwood. Most two footed player, cleanest finisher, pure football IQ. Only Utd could have our kind of luck with a generational talent. Still makes no sense how he can play for Marseille or Fenerbahce but not us.

[Ted the Red @TedtheRed1999]

When JJ Gabriel goes to Barca in January he will outscore Yamal and Raphinha no problem. Developed, ready to play, more ready than Rooney was at 16!
​Only joking, never bought into the hype at all. Something about him always worried me and I never got on the bandwagon.
​The only academy kid I watched and guaranteed to everyone would be a worldy was Greenwood. Most two footed player, cleanest finisher, pure football IQ. Only Utd could have our kind of luck with a generational talent. Still makes no sense how he can play for Marseille or Fenerbahce but not us.

[Ted the Red @TedtheRed1999]

When JJ Gabriel goes to Barca in January he will outscore Yamal and Raphinha no problem. Developed, ready to play, more ready than Rooney was at 16!
​Only joking, never bought into the hype at all. Something about him always worried me and I never got on the bandwagon.
​The only academy kid I watched and guaranteed to everyone would be a worldy was Greenwood. Most two footed player, cleanest finisher, pure football IQ. Only Utd could have our kind of luck with a generational talent. Still makes no sense how he can play for Marseille or Fenerbahce but not us.

[Ted the Red @TedtheRed1999]

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