Ted

Independent thinker. Lawyer. Proud Father. Husband. Minnesotan with Wisconsin roots. Bourbon fan 🥃. Lover of space opera science fiction books. MN Wild fan.

[Ted @TedTime24]

@RussoHockey Curious: why was this initial non-call reviewed but none of the non-calls against Wild reviewed? Was it because Stone was bleeding?

[Ted @TedTime24]

@TelepathyTapes just discovered the podcast and cannot stop listening. I am so grateful for the Spellers and their sharing of a larger, more loving reality. Paradigm shifted. @KrystynaHutch

[Ted @TedTime24]

@StephanieKelton hypothetical question: if the Fed pushed a button on the computer that added 100 Trillion to its assets, but there was no legislation distributing same, would that resolve the US “deficit” without contributing to inflation in any way?

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

Probably the best thing you'll see today.

In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.

The results 🧵

1/22

[Michael Russo @RussoHockey]

This is the one I was waiting for.

[Paul Charchian @PaulCharchian]

Do you have a favorite dive bar in the Twin Cities, with cheap beer and decent food?

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Non-native English Speakers, what’s a word from your language that you think is perfect that doesn’t have an English equivalent?

Take us to church.

[Ted @TedTime24]

@Audra_Martin @ben_clymer @MarkDParrish Does Audra say “what a 🍆” at the 22 second mark?! 😳😂

[Citizen Free Press @CitizenFreePres]

Spread the news: https://t.co/T6AMzFQvb6

[Anton Gerashchenko @Gerashchenko_en]

These cat and dog survived the earthquakes and are now keeping each other warm. Their humans, sadly, did not survive.

31,643 people have been confirmed dead in Turkey, 4,574 - in Syria

Deepest condolences to all whose lives were turned upside down by this undescribable tragedy.

[Ted @TedTime24]

@LasVegasLocally @JacobsVegasLife I’m curious how proxy betting services get around the Wire Act. Do they use some kind of limited power of attorney?

[BJ Hall @BZY96]

Time to add this to the TL again. I hope she’s having a great day.

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

⚠️THERMONUCLEAR BAD—Hospitals completely overwhelmed in China ever since restrictions dropped. Epidemiologist estimate >60% of 🇨🇳 & 10% of Earth’s population likely infected over next 90 days. Deaths likely in the millions—plural. This is just the start—🧵

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

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WE ARE GIVING AWAY...
A TaylorMade Dream Full Bag (set of 14 clubs)

You must be following @taylormadegolf AND the PMT twitter account in order to win as well as Retweeting this tweet to enter!

1 winner will be chosen!

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Every single time one of these “which do you see?” Or “which do you hear?” phenomenons go viral, I will be amazed and I will post it. That’s a promise.

I hear Barbie and Fuck both clear as day depending on what I’m listening for

[Ted @TedTime24]

@historyinmemes @redyns1120 I believe you now . . . You were “just exercising” in your office at work the other day.

[Chef Donny @chefdonnyy]

The easiest way to make a Turkey for Thanksgiving

[10,000 Takes @10k_Takes]

This might be the best #MnWild Titanic to date

[Rafael Shimunov @rafaelshimunov]

Did Twitter Blue tweet just cost Eli Lilly $LLY billions?

Yes.