Ted Zhang

Very sleepy, period

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holy moly I forgot I had this twitter account

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@vickiinfurs this is the most traditional chinese thing I've ever heard anyone mention

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got a new gamer keyboard

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oof

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kind of a big fan of monica galetti

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it's... milk?

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what's this

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@elonmusk none of them can fit that big head of yours elon your brain is too big

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looked at the temperatures today

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toronto is pretty at night

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@NicholasAshmore nicholas Ash Ketchum

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@jeansmatthews no thanks, I just want the regular osmosis water

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McDonald's is prepared for the zombie outbreak

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the perfect lemon..

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a message that takes 121 tweets to finish probably shouldn't be in tweets

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it's a deli slice but of a tree

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@DjButterBunz this is a public disservice

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@sourmermaid what if the idea is to create the greatest purchasable disappointment as a product

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at this point I feel like @SuperDuperAdult is trying to tell me I'm a peasant

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missed my bus after getting too into the music