@bushontheradio Layne has just ensured that if I ever end up called out to her house to fix a dripping tap, all her cutlery gets wiped around my todger, and her bottle of squash gets filled with piss.
Spurs fans, could we have a minutes applause tomorrow in the 34th minute? A mark of respect for last week's disallowed goal. It would probably finish off Liverpool Twitter. Would truly be a thing of beauty.
#COYS#THFC#LUTTOT
@bushontheradio The sort of gesture that goes down well with us builders. We've just finished a loft conversion. There 4 months and not a single cuppa. Other end of the spectrum, once got a nosh from a customer after working in her house! I miss working for Stannah Stairlifts.
@tweeter595 @PaulE2Spurs@LfcShaunjudge It has always been a rule, you fucking moron. Ref's just never enforced it. Imagine calling someone out for being thick, when it looks like you've tweeted using your kneecap, you illiterate cunt.
@stephenwhittle 108k views - 893 likes. Compare that to the likes to views ratio in the comments. That tells you what people are thinking. About time we stopped pandering to these dangerous predators.