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[˚ʚ anise ɞ˚ @mismatchedseoks]

offered an old lady my seat on the metro, but she just smiled, patted my arm and told me to sit down

then when offered, she proceeded to take a man's seat

[Big Yetty 💚 @yetunede]

I said one time if we agree to lock all the men in the world in one room, one woman will steal the keys and open the door for them.

[catie turner @hashtagcatie]

can u wear a tankini on love island or would u be executed

[ivy @ivyphobic]

they definitely got the same daddy 😂

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Well Done, ESPN.

[ABBY 🇵🇸 @abbymachines]

this copaganda is being disseminated because LA police shot someone's dog and the aftermath is on video

[presley @presleyyonfire]

ran out of lotion body wash and deodorant all at the same time

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

He’s gathered enough emotional data from the rest of the group and is adapting

[D.A.R.E Capo @YungYinkv]

She tore

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

this shit makes me wanna tear up. such easy fixes

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

Why she look like a homicide detective pulling up to the third body found today LMFAOO

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[SeanieDew @seanie_dew]

Backrooms? Obsession? How about you head back to your room and start obsessing over some job applications

[caliphornia QING @caliphorniaqing]

when he arrests her >>>>

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[paul @paulswhtn]

old people don’t give a fuck if they phone ringing in public

[jill scott heron🪐 @stillnotziora]

they’re so beautiful guys omg😭from @/snobby.ceramics on instagram

[yammi @sighyam]

It’s so embarrassing having to comment “recipe” on someone’s instagram post but I do that shit anyway…. I follow one lady who even told people to comment “hungry” I hate her so fucking much. 😭

[Diallo @tweetallo]

Lowkey…..Bottega should do bridal.

[sam🌪️ hit the wall @star1ightstan13]

genuine question, why does a train line or a new park have to go thru years of votes and environmental impact studies but something like this can just? happen?