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*First time at starbucks*
Barista: next
Me, non coffee drinker, panicking : uhh one fettuccine avocado
Barista: cappuccino macchiato ?
Me: ok

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Why tf are pads so loud ? The whole bathroom don't need to know I'm on my period 😂

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Some girls really be claiming " he's my world" , but this is your fourth "world" in 2 months, are you building a solar system?

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A girl in a restaurant asked me "Are you single ?". I happily replied "yes". She took away the extra chair in front of me .

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Meri beti raat ko 2 baje tak padhti hai.....
*Le beti* - kesi gandi bate karte ho ,
Chhii ! Achha uske baad kya karoge....

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Ex: I wanna come back to you
*Me ignores*

Ex: kuchh toh bolo.....
Me: sawan aya jhoom ke , rehpta padega ghoom ke...

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3 gujarati women went to chaat shop:-
1st women:- manne chaat
2nd women:- manne Ragdo(tikki)
3rd women:- manne phele chaat phir Ragdo!!!

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Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they're planning on shitting themselves twice for every day they're gone ?

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You all want a skinny girl until you slap her ass and it sounds like a screenshot.

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Day 299 without sex: A mosquito sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

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Being smart but not good at tests is like being attractive but not photogenic.

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Brain cell 1: say have a nice day
Brain cell 2: nah say have a good one
Mouth: Haven gice done.

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Adult website :- Are you 18+ ?

Me :- Are bhench*d bachpan se .

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idk how people can look at a newborn and say it looks like their parents like sis it looks like a piece of ham.

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If you see toilet in your dream , don't use it.

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I told my brother "I am depressed"
And he said "udhar jake ho depress"

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My bestfriend call herself a shayar,

Her shayari :
Rat ko bethenge teen Yaar...
Me bartaan or vimbarr....