Tommy Schneider

Illinois Sports Fan

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You’ve heard of the Irish Car Bomb, but in Chicago we have the Chicago car jacking, where you drop a shot of Malort in a Pabst @barstoolcarl @BarstoolBigCat

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Paraguay seeing why the USA has a $800 billion defense budget #nogoals

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Only took about 200 tries but we got there!

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End of May Diet Coke update:
654 total consumed this year

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I have always said The Athletic is the premier college basketball news source

[Jeremy Werner @JWerner247]

The Athletic ranks #illini basketball No. 1 in its first 2026-27 preseason rankings following the #NBADraft withdrawal date

Why it matters & what it means ⤵️

https://t.co/7SF7cPC9lm

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Hands down the best pop I’ve had

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4 months into 2026, 523 Diet Coke’s consumed

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Make a beef wellington. Completely worth it!

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@TomFornelli @NASAArtemis We didn’t even land on the moon… the Illini Final 4 run is more impressive than Artemis II

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@YahooSports @RossDellenger @JonRothstein

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Month 3 of tracking my Diet Cokes consumed in 2026. 157 Diet Cokes in March! Best Diet Coke flavor this month was my 12 pack of Diet Coke Cherry

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@theblockspot is on an all time bad take run with Illini basketball, have to respect him keeping it going. At this point it’s good luck for the Illini!

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

My Final Four Power Rankings:
1. Arizona
2. UConn
3. Michigan
— MASSIVE GAP —
4. Illinois

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@FDSportsbook This is why @DKSportsbook is better than you

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If I had a dollar for every time they mentioned Andrej is Peja’s son I’d have enough money to buy Peja at least 3 Illini shirts for him to wear

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Illinois vs Iowa recap #illini #elite8

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Netflix MLB score bug is worse than their NFL one! #openingday

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Got an absolutely disgusting ad on instagram today. Had to report it for fraud. Michigan elite 8 tickets are a complete scam since they won’t be there #MuckFichigan

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@BetMGM Deleting you app after you put Podz over Ayo

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I thought the SEC was head and shoulders better than the BigTen?!

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@LaTulip_Mike Top three PxP catchphrases:
1. Onions
2. Oh Yeah
3. Bang

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Exciting Whites left and right in #Illinois vs #Penn