Dr. Sis

forever im that girl

[Dr. Sis @teganLIVE]

Your mind is a garden,
your thoughts are the seeds.
You can grow flowers
or you can grow weeds. 📚

[slim flurton ❄️ @restinghoefacee]

My friends feel safe around me because I don't nitpick their personal choices and I don't assert myself in their lives as a therapist.

[Dr. Sis @teganLIVE]

I already pre-sick for tomorrow 🥺

[Funky 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @Benaskren]

All Americans under 55 should start a class action lawsuit against the government for defrauding us of Social Security money

[bene gesserit candidate @drigbodoll]

it’s very normal and common. everybody is annoying, you’re gonna annoy people that love you & they’re gonna talk about it

[Dr. Sis @teganLIVE]

That run just spanked me so bad, I had to switch to gospel mid run omg

[Dr. Sis @teganLIVE]

😞😞

[Dr. Sis @teganLIVE]

Just asked my bf what vaping was and he said stop acting old 🤣🤣🤣

[Lawliet @REPLawliet2]

Todo universitario decente es autodidacta en algún grado.

[Dr. Sis @teganLIVE]

I was getting my masters in Poli Sci at the time 😭

[Lauren 🪻🌼🪴 @laurenhtexas]

being the "politics friend" since 2016

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

i miss the days when you can screenshot on your iphone without taking the survey afterwards 😭

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I can't properly describe to anyone under the age of 30 just how cool the Internet was before Amazon, Google, Meta, and Apple turned it all into a walled garden of garbage and commerce.

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

it’s like Mamdani is throwing a pizza and ice cream party for NYC, and the rest of us are stuck watching because our parents didn’t want to chip in.

[Dr. Sis @teganLIVE]

I just had an interaction with someone and I genuinely wanted to ask them if they were stupid

[Dr. Sis @teganLIVE]

Officially an auntie

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

she look like they just told her

[Dr. Sis @teganLIVE]

Am i upset? A bit.

[Jenn, the car girl🚘✨ @_sheisjennifer]

A gender that I can birth is not superior to me. Okay?

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

The kind of quote that used to end political careers

[The United States versus Elon Reed Musk @Needle_of_Arya]

Elon Musk is essentially arguing in federal court that he's angry that he can't recreate the 1948-94 apartheid era of South Africa in the United States, and your dumb ass is out here driving his cars making him rich(er).