THE UNSCALPABLE MAN

Habitual line stepper, cascading levels of absurdity, and Coors, the banquet beer. that's about all I have to say about the war in Vietnam.

[THE UNSCALPABLE MAN @TegetSoDope]

Me: you wanna go out for drinks tonight?

Her: I'm 19

Me: I'm talking about mountain dews baby

[THE UNSCALPABLE MAN @TegetSoDope]

@Braves Cowards

[THE UNSCALPABLE MAN @TegetSoDope]

@BohmIsKing And I see 3 dicks up your ass faggot

[THE UNSCALPABLE MAN @TegetSoDope]

@jeff_gluck Can Blaney just get one? Holy shit

[THE UNSCALPABLE MAN @TegetSoDope]

@jeff_gluck Austin Hill is a fat retard

[THE UNSCALPABLE MAN @TegetSoDope]

@Braves Braves always lose on Sunday.

[THE UNSCALPABLE MAN @TegetSoDope]

@Braves @BravesVisionTV Good

[THE UNSCALPABLE MAN @TegetSoDope]

@ChoppinBravos Yeah we are entirely cooked. That lead is going to vanish in a quick way. So many things need to be addressed that probably won’t. FUCK ME

[THE UNSCALPABLE MAN @TegetSoDope]

@Braves Address the fucking bullpen

[THE UNSCALPABLE MAN @TegetSoDope]

@jeff_gluck See what the other teams have to do to beat the cheated up Toyotas?

[THE UNSCALPABLE MAN @TegetSoDope]

@Braves Making Kalshi bets AGAINST the team I love is a pain I don’t like to endure. But it’s easy money with this bum ass lineup

[THE UNSCALPABLE MAN @TegetSoDope]

@Braves A scared man.

[THE UNSCALPABLE MAN @TegetSoDope]

@EricD9898 @bobpockrass @dustinlong This gotta be a troll tweet lmao.

[THE UNSCALPABLE MAN @TegetSoDope]

@ShaunBroncoBeat His red card that sent him off was absolute horse shit and he was ballin before that

[THE UNSCALPABLE MAN @TegetSoDope]

@Braves Holy fucking dogshit lineup. Swept by the fatherly figure white Sox is diabolical. Fucking get healthy

[THE UNSCALPABLE MAN @TegetSoDope]

@Braves A scared man

[THE UNSCALPABLE MAN @TegetSoDope]

Good to see this young king smiling

[Charlotte Motor Speedway @CLTMotorSpdwy]

Tom Busch, father of Kyle Busch, leads the field for an honorary lap in the No. 51 as @brextonbusch waves the green and checkered flags. ❤️

[THE UNSCALPABLE MAN @TegetSoDope]

@Braves I’m actually sick and tired of Grant Holmes. Fucking liability

[THE UNSCALPABLE MAN @TegetSoDope]

@markvarner @CeeEmKayy @MLB @Phillies Phillies? Yes correct

[THE UNSCALPABLE MAN @TegetSoDope]

Get a load of this nerd

[Chris Boettcher @chrisboettcher9]

I have zero tolerance for dads who show up on vacation, immediately crack and cold one, and then spend hours observing the fun their kids are having from a chair instead of being a part of it.

You can choose numbness or you can choose to make memories. You don't get the time back.

[THE UNSCALPABLE MAN @TegetSoDope]

Braves winning a ring idc