TheAntiJokes

Jokes so funny you forgot to laugh.

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Don’t be Robin

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Huft

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@iFunnyChef wow you are just too great XD

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@Pedrobko I'm awake now does that count?👍😆

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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

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Why did the horse have a sore throat? Because he had a bacterial infection.

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Yo momma's so stupid, that not only can she not preform basic mathematical sums, but she frequently makes spelling errors.

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What did the potato say to the man? Nothing it's a potato.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy has no hair.
So, he got hypothermia and died.

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How do you make a child cry? Throw it off a cliff.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Take your age and add 5 years to it.
That is your age in 5 years.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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Why didn't the mushroom go to the party? It didn't. Fungus is not capable of having a social life.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Blind.