𝔗𝔈𝔈

ہم جیتےجی بےکار رہے
نہ عشق کیا نہ کام کیا
بس جی کو ہم بہلاتے رہے
اور جی ہم کو سمجھاتا رھا
پھر آخر تنگ آکر ہم نے
ٹویٹر جائن کر لیا...

[𝔗𝔈𝔈 @Teheera]

With all the sadness that has been going in the world, God was exceptionally kind to me.

I threw my dreams into space like a kite, and it brought me a new life, new friends, and a new country.

Love, it seems, is still somewhere in orbit.

[𝔗𝔈𝔈 @Teheera]

#2025

[𝔗𝔈𝔈 @Teheera]

7 years wasted in this hell hole, more if I count my previous account. Please help me reclaim my life.
#MyXAnniversary

[𝔗𝔈𝔈 @Teheera]

@tzash Sem only I’m so tempted coz I fall in love with every new specialty I rotate in.

[Ayesha Siddiqa @iamthedrifter]

"The years from 2018 to 2022 were also the last phase of hybrid-politics in Pakistan: Mr. Khan’s government was the last that enjoyed a close to equal status with
the military in decision-making...The country’s parliamentary or constitutional democracy has now effectively turned into constitutional militarism in
which Parliament has turned willingly into a junior partner to the armed forces ready
to bring about legal changes that can only further strengthen the GHQ’s control of the
state without declaring a martial law." https://t.co/cbLrfX5M0Y

[𝔗𝔈𝔈 @Teheera]

@fleshbonesfat Sounds like she’s had enough of her in-laws 😬

[𝔗𝔈𝔈 @Teheera]

@Nnctrnlally Jinx 😂

[𝔗𝔈𝔈 @Teheera]

@Kha_nama1 🎶Na na na kegi nakhra ti na jorhegi jinai dera qeemati da 🎶🙃

[𝔗𝔈𝔈 @Teheera]

Being funny on twitter doesn’t translate to being funny in real life, who knew!

[𝔗𝔈𝔈 @Teheera]

@Kha_nama1 Pa pukhto ki dey ta sarhey na wayi. 🙃

[𝔗𝔈𝔈 @Teheera]

@Kha_nama1 I don’t have a man and I make my own 30k. 🤷‍♀️

[𝔗𝔈𝔈 @Teheera]

@Kha_nama1 This was supposed to be an engagement bait 😭

[𝔗𝔈𝔈 @Teheera]

In the name of all that is holy, will you look at those moves!

[𝔗𝔈𝔈 @Teheera]

Arjun’s subtle hip thrusts in a plain white tee outperform Shah Rukh Khan’s entire career.

[𝔗𝔈𝔈 @Teheera]

@A_Apriday

[𝔗𝔈𝔈 @Teheera]

@Mirzamadak If you were a cursed genre of tweets, which one would you be?

[🎭 @Main_Khamakha]

I don't think there has been any other instance of VIAGRA being used in a song lyrics 🤭

[𝔗𝔈𝔈 @Teheera]

Arjun’s subtle hip thrusts in a plain white tee outperform Shah Rukh Khan’s entire career.

[bubbles. @sodonebutwemove]

The cost of not rebelling in desi households is misery and i am not here to be miserable

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[فسيفساء @zulmatkhana]

@Angrezkhatoon ...

[𝔗𝔈𝔈 @Teheera]

Made 3.5 dishes in three hours. The same three hours would’ve felt like five minutes if I’d spent them doom-scrolling.

[Ananya @uff_meri_adaa]

an annoying roommate can really give you a preview into what marrying wrong could look like