Jon Wood

If you don't laugh at your own jokes, they just aren't funny enough

[Jon Wood @TehOneNOnly]

@elyseexplosion Hard ice cream = cup
Soft serve = cone

[Jon Wood @TehOneNOnly]

@grnimi97 Ebay and https://t.co/SFh6dqXeiW are really good for used instruments if you don't mind not getting new!

[Jon Wood @TehOneNOnly]

@elyseexplosion I'm not usually very cold and I need to wear my jacket...

[Jon Wood @TehOneNOnly]

@elyseexplosion I'm glad you like it!! Seemed right up your alley

[Jon Wood @TehOneNOnly]

@elyseexplosion @LilBlueDucky We were just in a Stop and Shop in MA this weekend and I can confirm that an entire end cap was filled with hockey pasta

[Jon Wood @TehOneNOnly]

@elyseexplosion Cauliflower rice is great to have on hand too!

[Jon Wood @TehOneNOnly]

@elyseexplosion You should try that One10 restaurant if you haven't already!

[Jon Wood @TehOneNOnly]

@elyseexplosion If you wanna drive like 25 minutes north to my hometown, they actually pump your gas for you there lol

[Jon Wood @TehOneNOnly]

@AndrewsAdAstra Ah... Michelle and her upbeats

[Jon Wood @TehOneNOnly]

@elyseexplosion Was it at the end of the day? Today I left the office and no one was there then got back and no one was there. Maybe no one actually went in today???

[Jon Wood @TehOneNOnly]

@elyseexplosion I got jinx'd fair and square! I legally owed you a soda, there's no getting out of that

[Jon Wood @TehOneNOnly]

@elyseexplosion

[Jon Wood @TehOneNOnly]

@elyseexplosion While I prefer Wawa over QuickChek (Wawa's sandwich quality and selection is better for my taste), the Royal Farms in Manville is also a pretty strong contender

[Jon Wood @TehOneNOnly]

@elyseexplosion I honestly don't know what to say.. this image should be illegal

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

What’s this everyone’s sayin’ about me falling?

[Jon Wood @TehOneNOnly]

@elyseexplosion This is great news! So glad they finally stopped stringing you along

[Jon Wood @TehOneNOnly]

@duolingo I have a sort of odd request: I think the Duolingo owl mascot hilarious in the commercials. I am very interested in dressing up as the owl for this upcoming Halloween. Is there a specific company that the costume was purchased from that I could purchase one too? Thanks!

[Jon Wood @TehOneNOnly]

@elyseexplosion Agree completely, except Warren should be split in half with the bottom being central and the top being northern. Or honestly, Warren and Hunterdon can be honorary parts of Pennsylvania