The Relaxed Dragon

Vigrously Striving to Maintain the Status Quo

// Senior Riboflavin Mining Engineer
// A&E Food Taster (Eggnog division)
// King of Spacemice

[The Relaxed Dragon @Tehrasha]

There is very little that can compare to the euphoric feeling a person gets when the creative lightbulb lights up in their head..

Except perhaps the abject horror, when they realize that the light is actually a tangled blinking mass of Christmas tree bulbs.

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@tweet4Anna_NAFO The US should have done the same when they went back.

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@CatWorkers Klaus' first day as a certified forklift driver.

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@zorryn_art Has it been THAT long? I dont usually keep a wallpaper up for more than a couple months..

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@kabangeh I use this on the left, mouse on the right. Programmed for all of my most often-used shortcuts in Blender and Vegas. (and maybe some games) Razer Tartarus V2

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@ToasterDinx Wouldnt matter what I put there... the cats would quickly lay claim to it, then create a deathtrap by knocking everything onto the stairs.

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@DemonBob_Badman A little Tapatio can take that to a whole new level with only minimal fucks.

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@ScoutArtz At least they dont 'notify' you of unsolicited algorithm recommendations.

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@dogipound

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@MeWowCatCafe I guess that would save time sweeping up all the shed fur later..

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@Sacriel Congrats you two! Sure doesnt seem like 5 years.. of course it doesnt seem like 25 years for mine today either!

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@discord Psst... How about, when a friend gifts someone 2 months of Free Nitro, you dont require the recipient to sign up for continued subscription in order to accept it.

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@SerarelDeer My sense of smell has always been whacked, but my taste didnt return to what I consider 'normal' for nearly a month.

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And of course, the exact opposite is true..

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@maned_sunlit One of the scariest videos I ever saw was a safety film involving a lathe. The worst part was that it was SLOW. And I dont mean slow-motion video for effect. Do NOT mess with torque, you will not win.

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@DemonBob_Badman Last I knew, all the beef I have eaten recently was not being inoculated with dangerous viruses, and was instead over vaccinated against disease.... make up your fucking minds, USDA..

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"This mating could have been an email."

How to tell that you need to work on your bedroom skills....

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Same energy...

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@littletales RIP Terry Jones.

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@maned_sunlit

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"I say he's the Messiah, and I should know, I've followed a few." is by far my favorite line from LoB.

[Eric Idle @EricIdle]

It is in fact a tragedy. Of a man mistaken for a messiah. Hm.