Teja

Asleep. Gareeb. Dil ke kareeb.
सर्वे भवन्तु सुखिनः
IDGAF

[Teja @TejaKaaBheja]

Expectations: Send me Flowers!
Reality: Send me Followers!

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

My cat recently gave birth to some kittens. One of them loves to nap under my dog's ear and use it as a blanket

[Teja @TejaKaaBheja]

Hey @coursera
I think it'd be really cool if y'all put a BIG circular Progress Indicator, showing the percentage of course completion, displayed on the top of every page...
It'd really gamify the whole thing and motivate people a lot...
Requesting this for a friend ofcourse...

[Teja @TejaKaaBheja]

Who even sorts by - Price High to Low?

[Teja @TejaKaaBheja]

IRCTC won't have tickets on the exact date i want

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Never let them know your next move

[🌿O.G. Botanist Johnson 🌿 @Thugg_Speedman]

Ok…I’m up

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

Broken cats 😂

[MAHARATHI @MahaRathii]

On a father’s chest…🧡

Inside the crowded Sabarimala Nadapandal,
amid chants, sweat, and exhaustion,
a little Malikappuram sleeps peacefully on her father’s bare chest.

No bed. No comfort. Yet the safest place in the world. The father lies on the cold floor, tired after darshan —but he doesn’t move.
Because her sleep matters more than his pain.

Where devotion teaches sacrifice,
and a father’s heartbeat becomes a child’s temple. 🙏❤️

[Teja @TejaKaaBheja]

Aandhi banke aaya hu, mera hausla bhi ayyaash hai...

[Teja @TejaKaaBheja]

I just have one issue with the movie - the GTA level police chase shown just because the lead protagonist was trying to rizz up a girl...

[Kolly Censor @KollyCensor]

News 🚨

A spy cannot be a spy if he doesn’t have a hate and angst against the enemy state. A soldier also cannot be a soldier if he doesn’t have angst against the enemy state. On those two counts I have no issues.

I have two sequences that I have a problem with Madhavan saying “ ek din aisa ayega jab jo desh ke bare me koi sochaga “ and another in the end by Ranveer saying as “ ye naya India hai “

Director Anurag Kashyap
About #Dhurandhar

[Teja @TejaKaaBheja]

Bhai ki tarah bann gaya hu, at work only though... Kahi bhi leke jaakar chhod do, vapas aana jaanta hu...
Bhai can do it in the real world but

[Teja @TejaKaaBheja]

can we please have starlink here asap?

[Teja @TejaKaaBheja]

I feel sorry for the bro with the blue autorickshaw... The sticker on the windshield says "Blue Angle"...
Who's gonna tell him?

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Africa's smallest cat.
This cat is also dangerous, but it looks very cute. 😂

Credit BBC

[Pintu @Pintuu0]

The only problem i want in my life :