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[AIN @Tejusurya_]

Rapido reportedly set to replace TCS and Infosys in engineering placement drives after AI automates most of the IT work.

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

@Avinashup1997 😿

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

Rapido reportedly set to replace TCS and Infosys in engineering placement drives after AI automates most of the IT work.

[कुंभकरण @_kumbhkaran]

Market return of these countries

🇮🇳 India - Nifty 50
> 1 year return -7.60%
> 3 year return +16.68%
> 5 year return +28.35%

🇺🇸 USA - S&P 500
> 1 year return +17.24%
> 3 year return +78.52%
> 5 year return +73.80%

🇯🇵 Japan - TOPIX
> 1 year return +29.61%
> 3 year return +73.07%
> 5 year return +97.47%

🇨🇳 China - CSI 300
> 1 year return -2.78%
> 3 year return +18.73%
> 5 year return -8.46%

🇰🇷 South Korea - KOSPI
> 1 year return +103.11%
> 3 year return +182.32%
> 5 year return +126.62%

India has lowest and negative return in 1 year and lowest in last 3 year but yes Capital gains taxes are not a reason!!

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

My teacher once told me:

“In India, everyone is a thief. The only honest people are those who never got the chance to steal.”

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

My teacher once told me:

“In India, everyone is a thief. The only honest people are those who never got the chance to steal.”

[Goodkid @nocapshrek]

CCTV footage has been released showing the students involved in stealing items from an electronics shop at LPU’s Uni Mall, with their faces clearly visible.
#lpu #LPU

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

Ek Chai, Do Samosa…Aurat Jaat ka nahi bharosa

[navya नव्या @navya17012001]

Ek sutta do chai....mard samaj haye haye

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

@manhattan_999 😭😭

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

Not just development gang names in India sound horrible too.

Abroad: Yakuza
India: Chaddi Gang

[The Tatva @thetatvaindia]

🚨SHOCKING | Six-member "Chaddi Gang" breaks into a flat in Hyderabad's Manikonda around 3:20 am, after cutting through lakeside fencing; stole valuables and tried to attack a woman who confronted them with weapons

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

The story of every stock market investor over the last few years 😭

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@nickiminachhh @talk2anuradha 6-7 toh beemari mei hi nikl jate hai

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

Legal action is reportedly being initiated against Parvesh Verma for slapping a youth.

He will be Forced to watch Adipurush back-to-back three times without sleeping.

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

@Mirage_gurrl Too Harsh !!

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

Legal action is reportedly being initiated against Parvesh Verma for slapping a youth.

He will be Forced to watch Adipurush back-to-back three times without sleeping.

[ANI @ANI]

In the case related to Delhi Minister Parvesh Verma slapping a youth in Tilak Nagar yesterday, Delhi Police has taken legal action against Parvesh Verma.

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

@misch37 How many words ?

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

Shehzad Poonawala steps out of the news studio for the first time in his life.

Gets called a “Tatta” within hours.

[Pari.🦭 @Itsmepari_]

Shehzad ko tatta bol diya.😭😭

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

Hmare idhar toh Poha, Upma ya Parathe khate hai

[Mr Dheeraj @siyasilafda]

Bro can eat 10000 Cockroaches in breakfast 💀🔥

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

@_kumbhkaran Same post dalne wala tha 😹

[कुंभकरण @_kumbhkaran]

Bank employees when they work on Sunday to compensate for a three day strike, and then the strike is also called off

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

Parvesh Verma has reportedly claimed that at the quantum level two atoms never physically touch. Therefore, I never slapped anyone.