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Wowzers man the masses need to stop pretending not to rate. This is Javier Zanetti reborn.

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Slot August 2024

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Graham Potter beat this Dortmund 2-0, by the way.

[JJ🇯🇵 @Josejapan1978]

Aziz Yildirim, Fenerbahce candidate:
“We want to bring José Mourinho in and we want him to do with Fenerbahce what he did with Porto. We will sign players according to his criteria."

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“I didn’t send Anthony up because I know, outside of reffing, he hates Chelsea, and having to give them that decision would have caused him too much stress. He’s a mate and I didn’t want to give him any more grief.”

✍️@ChrisBascombe

https://t.co/FFS4zKQDbb

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“I didn’t send Anthony up because I know, outside of reffing, he hates Chelsea, and having to give them that decision would have caused him too much stress. He’s a mate and I didn’t want to give him any more grief.”

✍️@ChrisBascombe

https://t.co/FFS4zKQDbb

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@MCFC_TITUS @CFC_Janty Both buddy

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Exclusive: @MattLawDT
Liverpool win the race to sign Moises Caicedo. Paul Winstanley missed crucial phone call which occurred during his daily “evening nap”, after discussing with Brazilian club Santos over wonderkid Marcos Leonardo, Chelsea turn to Lavia
https://t.co/fUBHjNngGA

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Exclusive: @MattLawDT
Liverpool win the race to sign Moises Caicedo. Paul Winstanley missed crucial phone call which occurred during his daily “evening nap”, after discussing with Brazilian club Santos over wonderkid Marcos Leonardo, Chelsea turn to Lavia
https://t.co/fUBHjNngGA

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‼️BOMBA : Chelsea have just bid £100 million for Caicedo, waiting for Brighton to accept. #Caicedo #Chelsea

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@JuarezJr80 @chicagobulls You don’t know basketball then - especially if you’re making any judgement off of a game like this

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@imMSKk @SkySport Reported official by SkySport reporter Mario Di Giovanni @DiGiovanniSky

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@GJM_TMR @SkySport Reported by Mario Di Giovanni SkySport reporter. Will be official in a few hours.

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Exclusive: @MattLawDT
5 innovative tactical adjustments Graham Potter will implement at Chelsea FC
⁃Koulibaly in defensive midfield
⁃Mount wingback
⁃3-6-1 formation
⁃Gallagher at striker to press
⁃Jorginho as a number 10
#Chelsea #Boehly
https://t.co/KzyQfdTAvC

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BREAKING: @MattLawDT
Michael Emenalo has signed a 7 year contract to return to become the new Technical Director of Chelsea FC.
#Chelsea #Emenalo #Boehly
https://t.co/UA8FRowgZg

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Exclusive: @MattLawDT
5 innovative tactical adjustments Graham Potter will implement at Chelsea FC
⁃Koulibaly in defensive midfield
⁃Mount wingback
⁃3-6-1 formation
⁃Gallagher at striker to press
⁃Jorginho as a number 10
#Chelsea #Boehly
https://t.co/KzyQfdTAvC

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BREAKING: @MattLawDT
Michael Emenalo has signed a 7 year contract to return to become the new Technical Director of Chelsea FC.
#Chelsea #Emenalo #Boehly
https://t.co/UA8FRowgZg

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✍️@MattLawDT
Michael Emenalo will be the next Technical director of Chelsea FC, sources close to Todd Boehly say. Christophe Freund of RB Leipzig targeted for Sporting Director.
#Chelsea #Emenalo #Boehly

https://t.co/UA8FRowgZg

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✍️@MattLawDT
Michael Emenalo will be the next Technical director of Chelsea FC, sources close to Todd Boehly say. Christophe Freund of RB Leipzig targeted for Sporting Director.
#Chelsea #Emenalo #Boehly

https://t.co/UA8FRowgZg