𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐗𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ . . . 𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐄 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍.⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐗𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫. @telepathbalance]

❛It's the greatest gift we have:
to bear their pain without breaking.❜

⠀ ⠀⠀𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙛𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙤𝙧 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙓𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙚𝙧

age / timeline flexible. fox verse
inspired. not canon-compliant.
(n)sfw content. mdni.

[ X-Men RP | 18+ | ComradeQueer ]

© schenntruther for edit

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐗𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫. @telepathbalance]

Charles gasps, faux scandalised, hand to his chest.

"Why does everyone hate my wardrobe?! I'm the Headteacher of a school, what am I supposed to wear, if not suits and jumpers? Am I supposed to attend meetings in full X-Men regalia? Perhaps a bathrobe?"

[ᅠᅠᅠℒ𝑶𝑲𝑰 ᵒ͟ᶠ͟ ᅠᅠ.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ᅠ Ɣ𝐆𝐆𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐋. @GOD0FST0RIES]

⠀⠀
⠀⠀
⠀⠀ there's a look of horror
slowly blossoming on loki's face
" I suppose just lying then ,
because that sounds absolutely
brutal based on what you wear.. "

⠀⠀ loki in his own head : avoid jumpers .
⠀⠀
⠀⠀

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐗𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫. @telepathbalance]

"Oh, my friend, actual age has very little to do with a child's idea of what 'old' means. If you're anywhere above twenty-four and you're caught wearing a jumper, you're condemned to the elderly category."

And it definitely has nothing to do with Charles' general mannerisms…

[ᅠᅠᅠℒ𝑶𝑲𝑰 ᵒ͟ᶠ͟ ᅠᅠ.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ᅠ Ɣ𝐆𝐆𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐋. @GOD0FST0RIES]

⠀⠀
⠀⠀
⠀⠀ ( loki is taking mental notes , trust )

⠀⠀ I don't honestly believe you
could be much older than
myself , hope that helps with image .
⠀⠀
⠀⠀

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐗𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫. @telepathbalance]

The trick is to take a long, hot bubble bath first, and opt for the silk pyjama set rather than the cotton pyjama set.

It's much more flattering to be called 'prissy' by one's own children than it is to be called /old/.

[ᅠᅠᅠℒ𝑶𝑲𝑰 ᵒ͟ᶠ͟ ᅠᅠ.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ᅠ Ɣ𝐆𝐆𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐋. @GOD0FST0RIES]

⠀⠀
⠀⠀
⠀⠀ Makes perfect sense .
⠀⠀
⠀⠀

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐗𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫. @telepathbalance]

Charles is fully intending to go to bed at 9PM this evening - not in a hopeless old man, exhausted by his children sort of way, but ideally in a glamorous, languorous, homosexual diva sort of way. It's all in the delivery.

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐗𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫. @telepathbalance]

// it's 1am on a Thursday I'm going to SLEEP nini

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐗𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫. @telepathbalance]

'Would you still love me if I were a worm' is tired, old, predictable. A worm is easy to care for. Unobtrusive.

'Would you still love me if I prioritised my moral code over your moral code' is the real question. It's possible. It's threatening. It happened to me.

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐗𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫. @telepathbalance]

That all sounds like futuristic nonsense. The Hays Code method will suffice.

Everyone involved simply keeps one foot on the floor, and the camera cuts to fireworks when anything particularly titillating occurs.

[wade. @regendegenmerc]

Fiiiiiiine, we'll bump wrinkles later.

Do you prefer sensor bars, blurring, or a classy but cop-out fade-to-black?

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐗𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫. @telepathbalance]

Brain-to-brain contact?

Wade, please, the children aren't even in bed yet. Have some modesty.

🤭

[wade. @regendegenmerc]

Hhhhhow do you know everything and nothing at the same time.

Y'wanna brave my brainwaves and learn a little?~

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐗𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫. @telepathbalance]

// Charles after rage-baiting everyone younger than him:

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐗𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫. @telepathbalance]

Of course! It's—, Greeting Feline, right?

Or perhaps Ahoy-Hoy Grimalkin. . .

[wade. @regendegenmerc]

Hello Cat. . .

What's the opposite of a history lesson because you are in SERIOUS need of one,,,

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐗𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫. @telepathbalance]

P—ointless facts about crayons, and warfare, and Hello Cat, and the such?

Yes, that's true enough.

☺️

[wade. @regendegenmerc]

'CAUSE I'M SWIMMING IN P— [shot]

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐗𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫. @telepathbalance]

Why are you named Wade?

You aren't in the water.

[wade. @regendegenmerc]

@telepathbalance

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐗𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫. @telepathbalance]

Regular reminder that 'pinch, punch, first of the month' remains banned after an unnamed X-Man accidentally punched a colleague through a wall.

They cannot afford to replace half the school walls every 30 days.

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐗𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫. @telepathbalance]

// Happy Pride Month, I started it by reading this fanfic that's so perfect I'm gonna share it here and nobody can stop me:

https://t.co/vL5WCIxaLb

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐗𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫. @telepathbalance]

The voice of a man in the seventies who has no idea what Pride Month is.

"Have a wonderful June, my beloved community!"

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐗𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫. @telepathbalance]

Favourite questions of the day, from the under-10 students:

- Where is our nearest town well?
- Is our cat married?
- Why don't we have a town well?
- When can we go camping?
- Who invented fonts?
- Can a fruit also be a vegetable?
- Is our cat divorced?
- Can I invent a font?

[kodo 🧲🧠 @achilleanlimb]

HES DONE !! MY PROF X !!