Teletheus

Polygeek. Law Jedi. Social Justice Bard. Wordsmith. Pro-semicolon. Scoundrel or scruffy-looking nerf-herder, depending on whom you ask. Uses “whom.” He/Him.

[Teletheus @Teletheus]

Hey, let’s give him the benefit of the doubt here. Maybe he’s just genuinely too stupid to understand how he completely humiliated himself.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

So he's just going to pretend like he didn't completely humiliate himself

[Teletheus @Teletheus]

Because Jack Smith didn’t do anything wrong and Rudy Giuliani did.

This really isn’t complicated unless you insist on deluding yourself about the facts.

[Chasingainz @chasingainz]

@seanhannity Why isnt jack charged and unable to practice law anymore? Look at what the Democrats did the Rudy Giuliani and his ability to practice law

[Teletheus @Teletheus]

You mean like Iowa Hawkeyes?

[Sean Hannity 🇺🇸 @seanhannity]

Grassley to Jack Smith: "You obtained at least 4,782 donor checks. Many of those checks were $5 to $10." 42 came from Iowans who "dared to donate money to Republicans."

[Teletheus @Teletheus]

They’re accidentally telling on themselves here. They were desperate to prove he was in Atlanta (for reasons that are almost as stupid).

Smith said he was at a game in Maryland. But Schmitt was never listening to his answer.

[hondacivicduty @THEamberadams]

“It was the only NBA or NCAA men’s game going on at that time in Atlanta. He claimed later that he was at another game.”

Hey, Eric, WOMEN play basketball too. I’m surprised you haven’t heard since that’s all you freaks have talked about for the last 3 months ad nauseam

[Teletheus @Teletheus]

@JosephPatrice To be fair, that’s the same mindset that gets them more upset about Republicans being called racist than about Republicans being racist. Or more upset about Republicans being called criminals than about Republicans actually committing crimes.

[Teletheus @Teletheus]

Like convicted felon Donald Trump lost the 2020 election? Or like Republicans are going to lose Texas by choosing a criminal over Cornyn?

[Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz]

Jack Smith tried to secretly obtain my phone records. AT&T refused because it concluded his demand violated the Constitution.

And what did Smith do?

He didn’t go to court. He didn’t fight. He didn’t do a damn thing.

Why?

Because he knew if he went to court, he would lose.

[Teletheus @Teletheus]

You’ve got it backwards, Rafael. Criminals are more likely to be Republicans.

[Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz]

Look at Jack Smith’s list. There is one thing that is consistent: every name on it is a Republican.

Is it a crime to be a Republican?

Is it a crime to write a check to Republicans?

No.

Jack Smith used his investigation as an excuse to engage in a massive fishing expedition to target Republicans.

[Teletheus @Teletheus]

“Who could possibly be dumb enough to make Vance look halfway likable by comparison?”
“Hey, I’ve got an idea…”

[LisaToddSutton 💙🌻 @LisaToddSutton]

Sen. Eric Schmitt is drawing buzz as a possible Vance VP in 2028 https://t.co/D6hTnglcmP

[Teletheus @Teletheus]

@rothschildmd Of course. Republicans never allow an issue to be clouded by facts.

[Teletheus @Teletheus]

Very kind of you to go out of your way to educate Republicans on sports, one of the countless categories of information they fail to understand.

[Chef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @redhotnerd]

For the record: “Hawks” is the nickname of the Iowa Hawkeyes. The Atlanta Hawks are an NBA team. One plays in Iowa and the Big10 conference and travels to Maryland to plays the Terapins or “Terps”. And the other is an NBA team. Thank you for your attention to this matter @Eric_Schmitt .

[Teletheus @Teletheus]

A real Christian would apologize for lying. Or, y’know, not lie about someone in the first place.

Matthew 7:23.

[Andrew Kolvet @AndrewKolvet]

What on earth, Jack Smith?!!

Why were you subpoenaeing records related to TPUSA?

We need answers.

[Teletheus @Teletheus]

@TomCottonAR Iowa Hawkeyes != Atlanta Hawks

Y’all can’t even figure out sports. Don’t try complicated things like the law. That requires reading and education, and we know y’all hate both of those.

[Teletheus @Teletheus]

@Jim_Jordan Why’d you stop there, Gym?

-Confused MAGA Morons who don’t know the difference between the Iowa Hawkeyes and the Atlanta Hawks

[Teletheus @Teletheus]

Yes, we all know how much Republicans hated him for being black.

[Eric Schmitt @Eric_Schmitt]

Obama was the most divisive President in modern American history.

[Teletheus @Teletheus]

@Eric_Schmitt College sports like, say, the Iowa Hawkeyes?

[Teletheus @Teletheus]

You mean answers like the difference between the Iowa Hawkeyes and the Atlanta Hawks?

It’s honestly sad you’ll never know the difference between looking for truth and looking for what you desperately want to believe.

[Eric Schmitt @Eric_Schmitt]

Biden’s Afghanistan disaster did not end at the Kabul Airport.

DHS found errors in 40% of 678 sampled asylum files, including missing aliases and security checks.

Our national security and safety in the homeland was treated as an afterthough. Congress needs answers.

[Teletheus @Teletheus]

The modern GOP self-selected for that. Having a functional brain makes you resist becoming a mindless MAGA cultist, which makes you anathema to the rest of the cult.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

They are all just so relentlessly stupid.

[Teletheus @Teletheus]

@acnewsitics Of course she is. Nobody with a functional brain supports the modern GOP.

[Teletheus @Teletheus]

“A bunch of godless American-hating communists who want to transport your kids?”

So… Epstein Republicans?

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

I asked Sean Davis what the closing message to vote Republican the midterms should be.

His answer was perfect…

"You have a choice between a guy Donald Trump and Republicans who really have done incredible work even if they've not done everything we've wanted"

"And the choice between that and people who want to cut off your kids genitals, people who want to trans your kids, people who want to import infinity third-world Islamic jihadist radicals"

"When I look at what the choice is between some Republicans who bugged the crap out of me, and a bunch of godless American hating communists who want to trans your kids to me. That's a super easy choice to make."

Well said, @seanmdav

[Teletheus @Teletheus]

@bennyjohnson We all saw how eager you were to lie about Jack Smith there. At least you had the shame to take it down, I guess?