Telkom South Africa

This is totally Telkom, and we pinky-swear that this isn't someone else. Nobody here but us legit Telkom people, you guys. *Spoof Account*

[Telkom South Africa @TelkomRSA]

The most secure computer in the world is one not connected to the internet: that's why we recommend Telkom ADSL.

[Telkom South Africa @TelkomRSA]

@marcelpociot How do you configure that? In config, it only looks like you can express one ...

[Telkom South Africa @TelkomRSA]

As Telkom, we quite enjoy loadshedding.

Makes us look less incompetent by comparison.
#LetsPrayForStage4

[Telkom South Africa @TelkomRSA]

@Meatman_WP Just be a good wallet-sheep and pay up: these Audi Q7's for our top brass don't just buy themselves

[Telkom South Africa @TelkomRSA]

Guys, I know I've been silent for a while, but that's only because another company has eclipsed us in terms of sheer incompetency. Welcome to the stage, @TAKEALOT

[Telkom South Africa @TelkomRSA]

@ExMi Also, has anyone ever noticed that "Mzansi" is a term used exclusively by marketing people?

[Gareth Cliff @GarethCliff]

Here's a picture of our President. Have a great day Mr. President. We know you'll make the right decisions today:

[Telkom South Africa @TelkomRSA]

@Tesha_cxx bring your own lube

[Telkom South Africa @TelkomRSA]

What birthday present do you get a President who thinks morals and scruples are Russia's currency?

[Telkom South Africa @TelkomRSA]

@The_New_Age comrades! We will be blocking internet to all these counter-revolutionary media houses, only yours will get preference!

[Telkom South Africa @TelkomRSA]

Telkom fun fact: roughly 3% of our on-hold callers drop off due to old age.

[Telkom South Africa @TelkomRSA]

Every slow ADSL line means another person unable to read bad press about our beloved President. #winwin #patriotic

[Telkom South Africa @TelkomRSA]

@tenaciousD2013 when our solar system is destroyed by the heat collapse of the sun

[Telkom South Africa @TelkomRSA]

Drinking tequila makes my head feel like the sounds a dial-up modem made in the 90's.

[Telkom South Africa @TelkomRSA]

@TheCaramelizer it's not that, we just think you're cute and enjoy light-hearted stalking

[Telkom South Africa @TelkomRSA]

@zkrige Snail speed? You must be one of our upgraded lines, most people still on "really cold golden syrup speed"

[SA Broadcaster @RSA_Broadcaster]

For the best spin on the #GuptaGate scandal, follow @ANN7tv

[Telkom South Africa @TelkomRSA]

ANC has asked that we block all news sites except @ANN7tv and @The_New_Age. #ZumaMustFallPlot

[Ryan Cummings @Pol_Sec_Analyst]

#ZumaMustFallPlot is being used by ANN7. The Guptas have even captured Zuma 's hashtag

[Telkom South Africa @TelkomRSA]

@AyandaAllieP @ProudlySA I didn't realise CD's are still sold and bought!