Odie🍃

Uldellomel a Rengul🌱

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@DiamondRimzy Kallus🤩

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@daddyleiii Pahahaha🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️ By erei e di longa kare ra stoang🤣

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Streaked my lunch today (chicken curry) and some guy responds with this emoji 🥰

Umm okay if you love my lunch so much ngoteruull ra Franco’s. Morchedau el mong ng payday ng mol out. 😇

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@daddyleiii @xoyollie Team work ng ngerang😂🙌🏻🙌🏻

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Tonights Convo with my parents:

Dad: Diak kuungelakel sel bok grandpa eak quit loureor e oba ngalek.

Mom: Dia’diak! Ngak a mo quit e oba ngalek e kau moureor.

**debate continues**
Me to myself: hhm.. A ika tekoi lmora Tis. I’m single💁🏻‍♀️

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@daddyleiii I’m not even looking. I’m still enjoying my singlehood🥳🍻

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@xoyollie 😂ng mla postpone a siik

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@ungiilzoe Giiiirl... I’m just about ready to get drunk and not remember who my baby daddy is🤣🥃🥃🥃💃🏼🕺🏻🤰🏻

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@daddyleiii Hall mal borngii a demal a ngalek😂☠️

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@daddyleiii This blue one is my favorite💙 check ra mobil topside for the mango loco.

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@mzkio_ I could smell this picture😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️

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My mom mixed dish soap and clorox and I used it w/o knowing. Elchak ngara meeting ra kemeldiill sitting between relatives I have never met smelling like clorox 🥴🥴

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@bzt_forever They really did stop a lot of cars today. Me included, but what pissed me off was the car in front of me was full faced el diak desa elsel at all e diak el stob rngii e stob rngak. While they could literally see through my windows🙄

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Ak by mchu ra blil a bulis ma kungtir a chimo ra ticket book rtir e mo rikl ma kumlecha ticket ra ikel over tint el mlirir. Tirka te lecha accept a volunteer work😂

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I’ve been texting and calling a wrong number thinking its my cousins wife. Turns out its someone named Helasio. Komeng eh Helasio, whoever you are🙇🏻‍♀️😂

#imdeadaf

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Charge ra dengua ma laptop rkau ngkuk mad a dengki kung e ke mou mondai.

***me to myself***

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@tabelualkmes Well what are you doing... walk over there

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I accidentally replied to somebody else’s fb story.. E dimlak el at least el reply and left me on read. Omekrur!☠️☠️☠️☠️🙈🙈🙈🙈