Tema Sall

Comedian • Actor • Host of @thehighermic @highlariouscomedy and “Sall Good” Podcast

[Tema Sall @temasall]

“When you get older, it’s harder to put it in.” -my 97 year old grandpa trying to buckle his seatbelt

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I get pure joy out of watching Triple D with @GuyFieri while cooking dinner on a Friday night. It’s kinda like my new religion. Shabbat ShaFlavortown, everyone. 🍔🥩❤️‍🔥

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Working on my backstroke, breaststroke and nervous wreck stroke in these waters. #LARain

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This tweet ages well. 🌧️ #LArain

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Think I’ll save money on gas and swim to work today. #LARain

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Love a good Hurriquake on a Sunday afternoon.

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Today’s episode of “The Twilight Zone” has been brought to you by Hurricane Hilary and a cute lil 5.0 Earthquake. #todayinLA

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Eventful day in LA!

[LA QuakeBot @earthquakesLA]

A 5.0 magnitude earthquake occurred 4.35mi SE of Ojai, CA. Details: https://t.co/nNtTHUy5md Map: https://t.co/zzFRPfvwBK

[MOM Podcasts @MomPodcasts]

Have you watched @Alaska5000’s episode of Hall & Closet? 💚
The hilarious @temasall also pops by to perform standup!
Watch here: https://t.co/UWtrJLQqJJ

[Hollywood Improv @HollywoodImprov]

Big show tonight at 7:30 in The Main Room featuring @JayPharoah @NikkiGlaser @marknorm @temasall @brianmonarch @blaucomedy +more! Limited tickets left at https://t.co/2zDeuaxUJc #hollywoodimprov #comedy

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An apron is just a bib wearing a dress.

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Hey buds! We are back tonight in @thegreenroomvenue for @thehighermic! $1 entry gets you 5 minutes plus a “lit” gift! We are a slotted comedy open mic from 6-8pm and sign-ups are live now at https://t.co/h54nCDrNVh
#thehighermic #standup #comedy #openmic

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Guess the AMPTP wanted to fuck around and find out. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #SAGAFTRAstrong

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So You Think You Can AI?

GTFO AMPTP 🗑️

[Alex Hooper @HooperHairPuff]

I’d rather AI scan me for cancer than scan my face to be used for TV.

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Perhaps Bob Iger could help fix some of our “unrealistic” demands since he’s such a tool bag. #SagAftraStrike #WGAstrike #unionstrong

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No “Succession” spoilers, please and thank you.

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Wanted to learn how to play mahjong so I started watching my mom play, but then I realized I’m not ready to become my mom yet.

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Last night I dreamt of becoming a pro skateboarder. When I told my boyfriend about it, he called me Tina Hawk. During my dream I endured a gnarly accident to which he replied, “Tina Hawk Down.”

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@glazerboohoohoo Listen I enjoy Bay Cities 💯, but gonna throw this one out there— Monte Carlo’s on Magnolia Blvd in Burbank. 🇮🇹 Fresh ingredients, juicy flavors and a fresh antipasto & salad bar. You’re welcome. 🥖

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#Barlissa should also be a spin-off. Just sayin’ 🤷🏻‍♀️

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WILD 24 hours, indeed!! Congratulations to the entire cast & crew of @AbbottElemABC! Best show to work on!!!