Uchiha Sasuke

Shit gets real when @DobeUzumaki and I are in the same room.

[Uchiha Sasuke @TemeUchiha]

@AoShintai Yo. Heard you missed me and the blonde idiot.

[Uchiha Sasuke @TemeUchiha]

@DobeUzumaki Who knows? Could be another one of your lucid dreams.

[Uchiha Sasuke @TemeUchiha]

@DobeUzumaki Tell me about it.

[Uchiha Sasuke @TemeUchiha]

@DobeUzumaki Dobe?

[Uchiha Sasuke @TemeUchiha]

Santa's not real. Just putting that out there. #HappyHolidays

[Uchiha Sasuke @TemeUchiha]

@fathan_yusuf28 Why the hell did you quote @DobeUzumaki 's idiotic bio?

[Uchiha Sasuke @TemeUchiha]

@nicol_sandu Skip the pleasantries. You want something from me?

[Uchiha Sasuke @TemeUchiha]

@Konan_Render You think you're funny, don't you.

[Uchiha Sasuke @TemeUchiha]

@DobeUzumaki NARUDOBE, WHERE DO YOU GET OFF ON CALLING ME THAT?!

[Uchiha Sasuke @TemeUchiha]

@DobeUzumaki @HitomiKyou Every time you speak, I end up questioning things.

[Uchiha Sasuke @TemeUchiha]

@nicol_sandu What's good?

[Uchiha Sasuke @TemeUchiha]

@DobeUzumaki @HitomiKyou *sweet smile* I'm giving you a five second head start to run before I cut your ass.

[Uchiha Sasuke @TemeUchiha]

@ReixSasaki *grins* Resident heart-throb, at your service.

[Uchiha Sasuke @TemeUchiha]

Feel honoured. It's only been approximately 16 days.

[Uchiha Sasuke @TemeUchiha]

@sshippuuden You gotta try harder than that.

[Uchiha Sasuke @TemeUchiha]

Busy fighting a war, you know. No time for Twitter.

[Uchiha Sasuke @TemeUchiha]

I'm really all about surprises.

[Uchiha Sasuke @TemeUchiha]

@DobeUzumaki @HitomiKyou You think you're fucking clever, huh.

[Uchiha Sasuke @TemeUchiha]

@DobeUzumaki *insulted* How dare you. I would never hurt a cat.

[Uchiha Sasuke @TemeUchiha]

@ReixSasaki Heart made of ice, what can I say.