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so you know how like, I’m 100% sure Solid Snake is gay? well basically there’s this funny thing in mgs where snake and otocan get really close. and I’m talki-

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Sucking an astronaut’s dick, call that “sex”

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#PregidentMrBoomMoment

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Just saw Metropolis (2001)

What the FUCK was thAt?

NO sexy ROBOTS? NO sex?? NO aquatic life AT ALL? ONE biblical reference?? NO BOOBD?

7/10

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They’re sucking your dick on dick-sucking twitter.

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I dont! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Professor Richard Shore of Temple University - Such A Silly Guy, A Wild Fellow

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God I wish I was this fucking guy, I’m so angry I’ll never be this fucking cool and awesome and hot and sexy and great and funny and wow

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@5gum hell yeah 5gum!! woo!!! yeah 5gum!!!

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Fuck college

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#NewProfilePic

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They’re Dark Angeling you on Vampire Apocalypse Twitter

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BAziNga

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She metalling my gear ‘til I solid

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She wii-ing my sports ‘til I resort

For more funny goods and gaffs like this please follow me on @POTUS FOR MORE FUNNY JOKES

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Mr. Sex

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PENIS ??????? ???

Vagina????????? ?

WHAT?

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Qui est mon Bob le’Ponge?

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#TiltedTommy