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Expect puns and other bad jokes from this point forwards. But mostly game screenshots. They/Them, Grey-Asexual.

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#MHStories2 #NintendoSwitch

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@CelicaGTFourRS They also range from "Fight these low level Goblins!" To "Do this endgame boss fight. Now."

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@CelicaGTFourRS Should've assumed. I am a chaos gremlin.

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@CelicaGTFourRS It's Charlotta and Maglielle.

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@CelicaGTFourRS Incorrect. An impromptu swimming lesson is in your future.

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@CelicaGTFourRS I will say, there's like, two correct answers. Because I'm indecisive and love them both.

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@CelicaGTFourRS How much would "Blonde" narrow it down in this game?

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@CelicaGTFourRS I am really bad at hints tbh

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@CelicaGTFourRS Be mindful next time you're within 20 miles of a lake.

You can only guarantee your safety if you can guess my main.

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@CelicaGTFourRS I'm revoking your Ferry privileges on principle, as she is not my main and my main is obviously superior, smh smh

(I do need to work on Ferry though, but as stated, I have been busy, lol)

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@CelicaGTFourRS Trust me, I fully understand. Sorry for making jokes about it. Making jokes is honestly one of the only ways I've been able to cope with real world issues myself recently. It's... A lot. I hope things get better.

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@CelicaGTFourRS You're playing Relink, a game with easily some of the most whimsical characters GBF has to offer, and you have NO whimsy???

Absolute skill issue. Going to have to revoke your license to play, uh... Idk your main, but them.

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@CelicaGTFourRS Smh smh, absolutely no whimsy in this one.

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@CelicaGTFourRS True, take out two loans.

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@CelicaGTFourRS Gotta take out a loan

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@CelicaGTFourRS Based, and correct actually.

Start with Splatoon Raiders, trust.

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@CelicaGTFourRS It's a looter shooooottteeeeerrr

A better one than Borderlands 4 (not that that's a high bar)

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@CelicaGTFourRS Oh, you will...

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@CelicaGTFourRS Should be playing Splatoon instead, smh smh

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To everyone reacting to me posting Shiver and Frye's ages-

Shiver was born in 1998, so was Callie, Marie and Marina.

Pearl, 1996.

Frye, 2000.

Agent 3/Captain (Splatoon 1 protag), 2001.

Frye is only a year older than the Splatoon 1 protag. Enjoy this knowledge.