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Sassy, Sarcastic & Snarkily Sweethearted

[P Lo @TenaciousPee]

@sutterink @MayansFX @swimdeep really disappointed to find out how Chucky came to be with the Mayans. #FuckedUp #HeDeservedABetterBackStory👎

[P Lo @TenaciousPee]

WTF? #CigarettesAfterSex painfully opened for Garbage and is now opening for Nick Cave in LA. They made us wanna gouge our eardrums w/rusty nails. #SadBastardMusic 🖕

[P Lo @TenaciousPee]

Dann it, @alliemackay - singing along to the radio and it came out, "Dirty deeds and the thunder chief". This better not become "a thing". 🤡

[Gene “Bean” Baxter 🇬🇧 @clydetombaugh]

If you're still shooting off fireworks on July 6 you bought too many fireworks. Oh, and you're an asshole. 🇺🇸

[P Lo @TenaciousPee]

@SuzieThompson72 😂 The sign from your game was funnier though. #LetsGoDucks https://t.co/n7iiX8gCX3

[P Lo @TenaciousPee]

And so it begins..almost a week earlier than last year. Fire cracker season has begun. SIX WEEKS before 4th of July. #FuckYouNeighbors 🔴⚪🔵🎆

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@ShannonNieto I've sang that song to my Hazel every day since bringing her home - always makes me think of you! 😉

[P Lo @TenaciousPee]

@KTLAMorningNews Jiggle your cords or something, your audio has been off for over 10 mins now. Music & video packets have audio-nothing else

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Umm..are there good drug lords, Don? #debatenight #DebateHeadache

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My take away from the #Debates so far.. both of these dicks are treating @LesterHoltNBC with great disrespect. Wait your turn, dummies.

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To the dick tards still setting off fireworks at 12:35am, I hope you lose a finger.. or three. #ItsJuly5th #RudeNeighbors #Disrespectful

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Neighbors started setting off fireworks last night...on May 28th. This'lll happen every day/night til 4th of July. Fuck my neighbors & FML.

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Got an email from Red Cross saying where my platelets went. Giving platelets saves lives. Join me. https://t.co/KCfoCMQP59 #RedCrossOnTheWay

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A fast talking tv character said the words "shipped back" but I heard it as "shit bag". I ❤ the games my brain plays with me.

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@SuzieThompson72 RIP Ed Truck. Thank goodness your cappa wasn't really detated. 😢 #TheOffice

[P Lo @TenaciousPee]

@SuzieThompson72 I would buy that calendar. .in bulk! 😉 #HotHockeyHunksAndCutePups #YesThankYou

[P Lo @TenaciousPee]

@SuzieThompson72 Ummm.. where the hell is my sweet Cogs & Charlie? Happy to see these 3 but come on.. Cogs4Dogs! 🐶 https://t.co/fCeREbEgEC

[P Lo @TenaciousPee]

@SuzieThompson72 "You know how to bite a dick, Eugene." is quite possibly my favorite line of the season. #TheWalkingDead #Abrahamlet 😂😀

[Brian Eno News @dark_shark]

David Bowie. In his underpants. Playing sax. #GreatestEverDavidBowiePic