Zeke

WV

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

I have to take blood borne pathogen training every year and they said this is OK if you’re in Big Dog Mode

[Rick Saratoga @toga_party_]

What OU needs to do to Mateer

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

[Chanluh 🪐 @chxnluh]

Raylove on the Colts loss:

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Justin Herbert’s brain trying to read the Raiders defense

[Underdog @Underdog]

Waking up to your 0-1 fantasy team that scored 73 points in Week 1

[Kurt, etc. @Kurt_A_Eff]

Every now and then this country shows glimpses of the actual greatness it’s capable of

[JMann_ @JMannsTakes]

#71’s sledgehammer slipped out of his hands and hit #42 in the thigh causing him to limp onto the field.

10/10 pregame.

[Eric Hobeck @eric_hobeck]

I defy anyone to watch this and tell me college football isn’t the best sport in the world.

[S1apSh0es @S1apSh0es]

Never in my life have I ever wanted something so badly and not known it until I received it. Combine demolition derbies might be peak tv.

[cynomel muncher @cynomel]

real niggas run in the same circles

[Donnie Druin @DonnieDruin]

Announcer: “AND THAT’S AARON DONALD’s THIRD SACK OF THE AFTERNOON!”

Jacoby Brissett in the huddle waiting for the play call to come in:

[Drake Silver @Drake_Silvah]

Clown this man all you want, but Keon Coleman is literally doing this same exact thing in Buffalo right now

[scrappy lil rascal just trying his hardest @speedyspeedboi_]

Ordering drywall screws and other miscellaneous shrapnel and telling the drone I live over the freeway nearby

[Ryan @datboywolf]

Still my favorite tweet

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Counterpoint: suck my dick