🍓Bun🐰

30 something year old marijuana professional that’s barely keeping it together a day at a time

[🍓Bun🐰 @Tenseintents]

Babe I’m sorry I’m watching @PanicAtTheDisco live in Denver

[🍓Bun🐰 @Tenseintents]

They got plane molds, how hard is it really to have planes crashing into a building suspended in a half inch cup

[🍓Bun🐰 @Tenseintents]

I’m 100% going to try to be able to make 9/11 themed Jell-O shots for the bar I work at.

[🍓Bun🐰 @Tenseintents]

Granted, sorry bois that latest set was rough.

[🍓Bun🐰 @Tenseintents]

To find out about @anberlin a year after they stopped was dumb af

[🍓Bun🐰 @Tenseintents]

Why do I only like music by bands that aren’t touring anymore like wtf

[🍓Bun🐰 @Tenseintents]

The things I would do to see @BlahBlahBlahCHI live are both illegal and criminal

[🍓Bun🐰 @Tenseintents]

@AlaniNutrition Blood orange no contest

[FREDDIE DREDD @FreddieDredd]

im afraid high school musical will be in my spotify wrapped because of my damned ears be liking that shit

[🍓Bun🐰 @Tenseintents]

Hey @GoldfishSmiles when are we gonna talk about a lifetime of smiles?

[🍓Bun🐰 @Tenseintents]

Matthew Broderick in those hard rock ads looks like Mike myers playing Mike myers

[🍓Bun🐰 @Tenseintents]

@MrMBroderick in those hard rock ads looks like Mike Myers playing Mike Myers

[🍓Bun🐰 @Tenseintents]

Doing a keg stand that kid better have the room chanting “rip rip rip”

[🍓Bun🐰 @Tenseintents]

Thinking about how the timeline changed ten years ago. And somewhere there is a preteen on fortnite screaming at someone - “oh you think you can shoot me? I killed harambe bitch”

[🍓Bun🐰 @Tenseintents]

Only exclusively goes by harambe to his homies. They all scream dicks out when he comes into the chat.

[🍓Bun🐰 @Tenseintents]

His year book quote better be “he had it coming”

[🍓Bun🐰 @Tenseintents]

I hope he gets voted out”most likely to do it again” by his graduation class

[🍓Bun🐰 @Tenseintents]

Fuck it’s Wednesday

[🍓Bun🐰 @Tenseintents]

Wish I understood why 8 @PabstBlueRibbon deep is the equivalent to 2 @yuenglingbeer deep. But here we are drunk with the dog on a Tuesday morning

[🍓Bun🐰 @Tenseintents]

@marinajuanax I did tree work for a guy that had them so bad it looked like Saran wrap was wrapped around every bud, he had us go through and wipe them off with a damp paper towel