Ijama Ufe

student physiotherapist🩺/ Writer🪄/Father of three/ Yoruba philosopher (wannabe anyways)/ Armchair analyst/ ogbontarigi onígbàgbọ́ / Olúwa nṣe lọwọlọwọ.

[Ijama Ufe @Teoolola]

For me, I don't like tattoos and I don't want my kids to have tattoos under my roof, at least. This principle won't hold weight when they start to ask why mommy can have one and they can't

[mikayla @honeyNonABG]

Don’t have tattoos so no skin in the game but srs question: What’s the problem with tattoos on a woman?

Women I know with tattoos are the kindest if anything.

[Ijama Ufe @Teoolola]

@Astoldbyaisy I write it down and try to always add it to my vocabulary for the week

[Ijama Ufe @Teoolola]

Jealousy is not a sin, Envy is

[cyn🌸 @cynugwudike]

it’s very simple but what i never understood as a child is that if jealousy was sinful

that means god himself is a sinner for being a jealous god

and if a “perfect” being like god can feel sin why and how are we mortals supposed to be above it?

[Ijama Ufe @Teoolola]

When people hear my surname, they think I'm Edo because my surname is written in old Yoruba

[AndyJnr ° Umaru  @AndyjnrUmaru]

Based on your Physical Appearance which tribe do people mistake you for?

be honest pls!!!!!

[Ijama Ufe @Teoolola]

@Lordkyril 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ijama Ufe @Teoolola]

Many are mad, only a few are roaming

[Taiwo_junzi @taiwo_junzi]

I don’t see the problem tbh!!!

You don’t start out your relationship not planning with the little money your wife has yet expect that she suddenly becomes your go-to when you’re experiencing financial hardship.
With women, how you start is how you must continue. You start out not seeing her money as family income or not “chooking eye” inside her money, then you must continue that way!!!

That a lot of men were confidently telling us here that a wife’s money should simply go into her own wellbeing and kept for “emergencies” was all I needed to come to terms with the fact that Nigerian men are born-fools!!!

As for me, there are situations I’d never find myself in. One of those situations is a time where my wife will have money saved somewhere or I will have money saved somewhere and the other party will not know and have access to it.

Once you get financial transparency and responsibility in your love life right, you’ve solved 70% of your problems in marriage.

The woman did nothing wrong by not paying her child’s medical bill!!!

[Ijama Ufe @Teoolola]

My OPay app has been lagging since yesterday

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

i thought it was only me

last week, someone came to me to use my escrow services. he had a friend abroad and he needed my connections in receiving money from him. 2.3m to be precise.

when i was done escrow-ing, i waited for the alert for so long and it never came, i couldn’t open the app itself coz i was in a public setting so i needed the notification for confirmation

opay is my favorite microfinance app but they’re ruining business for us

[Ijama Ufe @Teoolola]

If her son listened and didn't act on their inferiority complex, they would still be alive

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

if rhaenyra wasn’t weak her sons would still be alive

[Ijama Ufe @Teoolola]

Whenever I sleep two afternoons on a roll, I fall sick around 2200-0000 the second night. I didn't even know I slept in the afternoon yesterday until I wanted to continue watching an episode of Everwood, then I realized I have finished it & I don't have the memory of 3 hours ytd

[Ijama Ufe @Teoolola]

She is my best character in HOtD. I want her to let go of all this affection in her heart and properly become the mad Queen. She needs to show them she can play their game.

[IIS @allthewayyii]

إيما دارسي حرفياً أجمل ممثلة شفتها في عالم جورج مارتن م��د ينافسها لا في كاست الثرونز ولا كاست هاوس !!

[Ijama Ufe @Teoolola]

Your house is your personal space if you're not okay with sharing it's okay. If your friends can accept that for you then they are worth being your friend.

Don't be gaslight and shame into something you don't want

[The East Guy @TheEastGuy1]

As a man,

When you finally get your own apartment,

Kindly entertain the possibility that a friend may need to squat with you for a few days, weeks, or even months.

When that happens, give that guest or friend of yours the best hospitality you can afford.

There will be days you'll miss your privacy, but never give your friend an attitude or make him feel like an unwanted guest.

No temporary inconvenience is worth sacrificing a genuine friendship.

Most times, squatting is only temporary, and it may be one of the few moments in life when your friend truly needs you.

There will be frustrating days, but never fall into the temptation of talking down to your friend or making him feel like a burden.

Never deny a man a space to rest his head.

Today it's him. Tomorrow it could be you.

Be kind.

[Ijama Ufe @Teoolola]

Another man money?

[f☻sa @e_fosa08]

Let’s be realistic…

Wasn’t it incredibly stupid for Bear to buy another One-Wish Willow for Nikki after Ian had already wished for a billion dollars?

Why not just use a tiny fraction of that money to pay someone else a stranger, a homeless person, literally anyone to make the wish instead?

It feels like there were so many smarter options. 🤔💔 #Obsession

[Ijama Ufe @Teoolola]

She needs help not prison

[Daykerpriest🐉 @Daykerpriest]

#Obsession Characters and Where They Ended Up:

[Ijama Ufe @Teoolola]

"I am astonished that you are fervent and live in the grace of Christ but it seems you're kinda turning to a slightly different gospel which is still kinda the gospel. Evidently some people are throwing you into confusion and are trying to misinterpret the gospel of Christ."

[Dr. Mary @Oluwamidunsin]

Whoever did that 2 mins cut and join video of Baba Adeboye has an Evil intent; because how do you cut what he said in 3 mins with 8 mins with 23 mins, join it together and made it look like a flow…

Why did you leave out the part where he talked about the genocide in Nigeria, his personal experiences, his Church members that were victims, where he was telling Trump that it’s now worse than when he intervened in December. Where he talked about taking down the sponsors that looks untouchable in Nigeria, where he’s begging other countries to join hand with Trump.

Where he said Christians are been killed and non of the terrorist attack has been done by a Christian…

Where he said he told Tinubu to give all his head of military 100 days to fix it or resign…

[Ijama Ufe @Teoolola]

@miss_ezeani @bayo_szn This argument is meaningless regardless, you can't be objective about it.

All the best, Auntie

[Ijama Ufe @Teoolola]

let alone millions call them out, let's publicly shame them, they are bastards.

[Ijama Ufe @Teoolola]

Some men are crazy without doubt but there is no Yorùbá family with good heritage and has in existence since the early 1900 that their daughter's bride price is more than ₦120. I have gone to a family meeting where a younger sister reported that her brother to the family

[Ọmọọba Adébimpé 👸 @SexEdWithSugar]

On today’s edition of things that piss me off;
“Bride price paid in full”
“I went to pay her bride price”

Of all the ways to describe marriage to the love of your life, na this one you choose.

See as you dey reduce yourself/partner to a commodity.
🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[Ijama Ufe @Teoolola]

Because he increased the bride price of his daughter from ₦78 to ₦1000 and he was fined and berated for it. Bride price is a formality, moreover all the money gotten from the Engagement party is always given to the bride. If your family is collecting thousands,

[Ijama Ufe @Teoolola]

It's not bad acting, the character is meant to be irrational and easy to dislike

[Teslimat @Teslimatttt]

Worst acting I've ever seen on HBO, How did this person ever get this role?

[annie @annie6sn]

Bear’s biggest flaw was tunnel vision. He wanted Nikki so badly that he threw away every opportunity to make better choices, and that obsession is what destroyed everything. #Obsession