victor’s airpods

[victor’s airpods @tequila__KT]

people love not listening to me and letting all the shit I ramble on and won’t stfu about seep into their subconscious and then acting like it was their own idea

[victor’s airpods @tequila__KT]

One thing about me is I’m gonna love a basically homeless man

[victor’s airpods @tequila__KT]

I’m on a spiritual journey to be hot

[victor’s airpods @tequila__KT]

Can someone ask my dietician if she thinks I’m cool and pretty

[victor’s airpods @tequila__KT]

I am so grateful that I can read

[victor’s airpods @tequila__KT]

I genuinely don’t want anyone in my life who doesn’t know who Vicki Gunvalson is

[victor’s airpods @tequila__KT]

I can get myself really worked up just thinking about how many unsexy and uncool people I see daily

[Circe @vocalcry]

You can tell Gen Z is a far more sexually repressed generation by how much they hate socks that show their ankles

[latke @latkedelrey]

when snooki said Why is everyone acting weird towards me…. i felt that

[victor’s airpods @tequila__KT]

Babies in the NICU…. attention seekers!!!!

[victor’s airpods @tequila__KT]

really just need to remember that anytime someone lets me down me they get humbled HARD by the universe 😈✨

[victor’s airpods @tequila__KT]

I know I’m so back because of how the mosquitos are treating me

[victor’s airpods @tequila__KT]

I do think leading with love is the answer to keeping the demons away but unfortunately I love to be a hater and a cunt :(

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[victor’s airpods @tequila__KT]

Judging people about being abundance v scarcity mindset in if they give me their vape or not

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

20 years of real housewives. I graduated high school. wasted my degree. Made several poor financial decisions. Developed an alcoholism. Got evicted. And vicki gunvalson watched over me the entire time

[𝔃𝓪 @SteeIDick]

“if i were you, id-“

if you were me you probably would’ve blown your shit smoove off by now

[victor’s airpods @tequila__KT]

the most authentic version of myself has a fake tan

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

[victor’s airpods @tequila__KT]

Imagine a girl who is brunette sun redhead moon blonde rising oh wait it’s me