Tequila Rettmann

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CAN YALL COUGH & SNEEZE IN YOUR DAMN ELBOW! THE FLU IS LITERALLY MURKING PEOPLE AND YALL OUT HERE BEING DISRESPECTF… https://t.co/UB3JzwnTN0

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God sometimes takes us into troubled waters not to drown us, but to cleanse us.

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This chicken fast af I’m crying

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The year is 2005, Disney Channel is premiering some new show about twin brothers who live in a hotel causing mischi… https://t.co/4FfpyddGGZ

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I'm not perfect. I'll annoy you, make fun of you, say stupid things, but you'll never find someone who loves you as much as I do.

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when everything is bottled up & you decide to explode: https://t.co/ooNGFTnEDw

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THESE NEW INCREDIBLES 2 POSTERS ARE EVERYTHING! https://t.co/jvsc5PYEOo

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when I was younger and my mom would let me drink juice from a wine glass

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when they ignored you all day and you get that “hey baby” text

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If you want it, you'll find a way. If not, you'll find an excuse.

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If you think I need to burry myself in 30 puppies to find a little bit more happiness in my life, you are exactly r… https://t.co/wyFOqyLlG6

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The first to apologize is always the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.

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me: how is it being a part of the kardashian/jenner family? kylie jenner’s baby:

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Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. -Frank Tyger

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my future husband is going to have the coolest wife lol u go dude

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SO SNAPCHAT DON'T SEE ALL OF US COMPLAINING ? CHANGE THE SHIT BACK TF

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me when “not available for FaceTime” pops up

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Adidas shutting down homophobes on Valentine’s Day is my absolute favorite thing https://t.co/3rCJcf8jvO

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this is beautiful https://t.co/DJk2y5bUyA

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I’m the cheapest date ever like we can just get fries and sit in a parked car and talk, I’d be thrilled af