The Whoreax

an unconventional conventionalist going through the motions of this thing we call life

[The Whoreax @Tergenta]

Whatever caucacity crawled down from the mountains of caucuses today can fuck right back up there and stay there please and thank you!

[The Whoreax @Tergenta]

Predatory tendencies are NOT a joke!!! It’s never been funny or cute!

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2 earthquakes in less the 30 mins first 1 lasted less than half a second and the 2nd one a whole second... either the earth is shifting or we got a giant lizard problem coming

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Thinking about this just now but I should have named it Lil Anetra!!! 😭😭😭

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My dad gave Gizmo peanuts and now the poor thing is farting so nasty like even he can’t stand it lol

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Me walking into work only instead of fire it’s just product that spilled out of on the floor overnight… 🫠

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Take two 🎬: because I’m high 😂

Today I have learned that I cannot watch any of the fast and the furious movies because it triggers my PTSD 😮‍💨

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Shoutout to the fine folks at McDonald’s for giving me a six piece chicken nugget when I ordered a 4 piece 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

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We most certainly will!

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My parents are watching a talent show and two drag queens come out…
Dad: yeah but where did he put his penis?
Me, proceeds to explain in detail how they tuck it away.

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Happy 420 everybody!

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@ji66y I was like “oh I didn’t mean to take so many” and the lady was “like you’re the first to open this box it’s totally okay” 😂😂😂

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When you ask for tissues and they let you open the box… there’s more in my purse lol

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I love it when my PTSD kicks it into high gear… just when I thought I was safe, my brain pulls a fast one on me… this time I fell asleep driving. I don’t know if I’ll sleep tonight, how do I turn the nightmares off?!

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Walks into Mexican food place to see if our order is ready… “amor eterno” starts playing I walk back out before I start to cry… cries anyway… I love that song but dang ya girl wasn’t ready 🥲

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It nice to see that you can’t take what you serve… I guess you truly are a troll… what’s the lesson that is learned here kids. Be kinda and rewind! Wait no it’s treat other the way you want to be treated.

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Finally tried that Starry soda… it’s basically a less carbonated more sugary 7-up

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Niece is making me watch the bee movie because she thinks everyone should suffer… yes we will be making jokes about it the entire time 😂😂😂

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We each get our own #koffi today 🥰🥰🥰 #noregerts

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Made the mistake of giving niecebug the other half of my cold brew and now I have the tiniest regert lol

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Cool, the nightmares of accidents have returned… don’t even know what triggered this one but the added screaming was a nice touch brain. Let’s not do this again thanks