Hello #TermiteTwitter . I would like to announce my presidency as the 47th president of the termites. Our purpose is to bring everyone together, united, to rally against the ant community. It is getting out of hand and must be stopped. #termites4life. Comment any concerns below.
Great news all loyal termites. Military funding has increased due to our glorious termite president. It is finally time to take the fight to the ants. No anthill will be left standing, no blade of grass left untouched, from our unstoppable mite. The era of the termite begins.
@Termite08350028 I am so glad I can be to your assistance. I will be there to provide all the materials necessary to take down these ants once and for all. We are all in this together. Every termite must come together to take down our mortal enemies. The war has just begun. #termites4life
I can’t believe what I am hearing. As President, I will find a way for these anteaters to stop this disgusting eating habits and focus only on the ants. #TermiteTwitter
Fuck anteaters. You would think they would be on our side in the war against the ants as their name suggests. but Nooooooo those conniving little freaks have us termites in their diet too. forget the joker Anteaters are my #1 enemy now
Fuck anteaters. You would think they would be on our side in the war against the ants as their name suggests. but Nooooooo those conniving little freaks have us termites in their diet too. forget the joker Anteaters are my #1 enemy now
@termite3127 Hello Dr. Termite. Heard you are a great doctor. Was hoping you could take a look at my back leg, it seems to be having issues. I need it fixed ASAP as I need to prepare for battle against the ants.
-Termite President
@BatmanTermite Hello Batmite. We need you on our side against this fight. If you stand by us, I will personally send my secret spies to find the ants that killed your parents. Thank you for all that you do.
-Termite President
Hello Termite Community. I am proud to announce we have elected a new termite treasurer, @termitetreasury! They will be there to fulfill all your pebble related needs. Stopping the ants one pebble at a time!
Dear #TermiteTwitter,
I would like to announce that I will be your Treasurer in the war against the ants, working underneath @termiteprez. By all means, ant community will perish. We will come out of this victorious. Thank you for your time. #MitesUnite
@Termite08350028 Hello General. I have discussed your proposition with @termitetreasury. We are willing to fund the extra 300,000 pebbles to the military annually. Hope this helps against the ants. Thank you for your service.
Hello #TermiteTwitter . I would like to announce my presidency as the 47th president of the termites. Our purpose is to bring everyone together, united, to rally against the ant community. It is getting out of hand and must be stopped. #termites4life. Comment any concerns below.