Terrible Tour Guide

Explore New York City with the worst tour guide ever. Is she good at her job? No. But does she know all about the city? Also no.

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Tips on where to stay during your #vacation in #Nyc

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The #ChryslerBuilding! Here’s a #chrys#lerbuilding# Fun Fact: it’s #one of at least three buildings in #NewYorkCity with a spire

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Who needs #FaceApp when you can work a customer service job that ages you prematurely?

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Your historic town’s Main St has nothing on #SoHo’s selection of small businesses. #nyc

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The famous Button that stands in #newyorkcity’s #FashionDistrict was donated by Mayor Bill DeBlasio after it popped off his winter coat. #facts

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@russelltob @JForcella Same with completely empty subway cars. There’s always a reason and the reason is always the smell. Don’t be fooled.

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Tips and tricks for surviving the #winter in #NYC

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Winter fun in #Bryantpark. #winterinnyc #nyctourguide

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Omg you guys the #chryslerbuilding looks so beautiful today #Nyc #newyorkcityskyline

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The #terribletourguide visits Old St Patrick’s and gets real about religion. #nyctourguide

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Occasionally the #terribletourguide will visit another city. Thankfully her knowledge transcends time zones. #chicago

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Are you even Italian if you don’t go to the #FeastofSanGennaro? Probably. #nytour #nyctourguide #terribletourguide

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Time for a #TerribleTip! #NYC is a very calm place, so if you want to look like a real #NewYorker you should walk at a nice leisurely pace

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#nyctuesdaytourchat In 2006, Andrea Mayr ran up 86 flights and 1,576 steps of the Empire State Building in 11 minutes and 23 seconds. After completing the race, she remarked:

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Sometimes when using jokes on a #tour you have to be careful not to offend. #NYCTuesdayTourChat

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Ever wonder what #SoHo and #NoHo stand for? So do I

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@TourguideStan

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Today’s #TerribleTip is all about riding the #subway in #nyc

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#NYCTuesdayTourChat #cipriani #thispoorguy

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1WTC is owned by the Durst Corporation. It has 3ft-thick concrete walls, and a lobby surrounded by blast-proof walls, making it the only building in New York City that can protect you from Robert Durst. #TooSoon? #TooLate? #AreWeStillTalkingAboutTheJinx? #NYCTuesdayTourChat

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#nyctuesdaytourchat #comedy #oculus

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One of the most famous Revolutionary War battles fought in #NewYorkCity was the Battle of Long Island, which was about which mall had the best Cinnabon. #NYCTuesdayTourChat #toruism #comedy