Terry Ross

If I have something to say, it had better be ironic and/or funny.

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@CraigyFerg Why does secretariat sway like Axl Rose during his creepy music?

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@CraigyFerg Thanks for America On Purpose, in Audiobook format. Can you make a sequel, just make one up, I'll buy it!

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@nerdist Read some of your book. You looked like 'Jason Davis' from celebrity rehab when you were younger. Great work on the reboot.

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@CraigyFerg Maybe its not a cold, but sympathetic withdrawls near the anniversary of your 20 years clean and sober.

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@CraigyFerg You look so happy during your 'tweets and emails' intro videos. You look suspicious when you are 'live'. Why the difference?

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@CraigyFerg FYI You are my favorite Ameripean ever. Are you ever going to have little known comedy genius Emo Phillips on your show or what?

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I voted in http://t.co/9etsQWI1's Best of 2011 for Craig Ferguson in Funniest Late-Night Host. http://t.co/YI4ttuHt via @tvdotcom

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Signed up my Google+ account. Now what..am I supposed to believe everyone will port over? I think its a dead horse before it even starts.

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@InsideMMAHDNet I want a t-shirt, Inside MMA is the best! From a DAY 1 FAN!

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@AriannyCeleste FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHIP IT OUT! Your Brazillian Bikini that is....: :)

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@CraigyFerg Is this why you don't slap Secretariat on the ass?
http://t.co/61bCzxo

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@alyankovic 1... 2... 3... baculum !? Damn you Wikipedia...and you too @CraigyFerg

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@danawhite Bravo again DW!

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Slapshot 2. No joke...why did they make this movie? #NormsBadSportsMovies

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Men with Roofies. Jersey Shore Goes Curling.
#NormsBadSportsMovies

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Roofie of the Year
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First Descent: Tigers Goes Down
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Sheen Wolf
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Whip It Out: iPhone Rollerderby
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Swimming Upstream: Viagra Makes It Hard
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