I might seem vulnerable and insecure but it’s all a ruse. I do this to give me the upper hand against my enemies who will assume I’m an easy target and I can then use my killer finishing move while their defence is down and end them.
I’d give Clairo finger guns then extend my hand out for a hand shake and hit her with my classic “charmed, I’m sure” which everyone knows is my signature saying. Loved that album btw or lp for my fellow audiophiles not to be mistaken with pedophiles cuz that would be weird.
Nosfe’rat’u am I right? Imagine how hot it is getting sucked off by a vampire, sounds so freaking sweet. And I’m not talking about on my neck. And who’s that flickering the lights? SpongeBob 🫶
Tried reading a book with no pictures and yuck no pictures no likey. I’d much rather watch my cartoons so what I’m “too old” and idc if my dad calls them gay. Really makes you think 🤔 . Think of what exactly, well I’m not entirely sure 😅. Anyways sending everyone good vibes ❤️.
Anyone know how to buffer out a collapsed skull, I’ve been dealing with a bit of rabbit problem. I just don’t know how does he get his hands on so many anvils and don’t even get me started on the grand piano I mean someone really outta deal with that jerk
Yes I’m unc. But I’m the type of unc that’s gonna crash out for you, buy you your first beer, put you onto dope ass music, and have your back no matter fucking what. And I mean that
So what if I’m 20, balding, fat, a hopeless romantic, an overthinker who spends so much time caring for others I can barely take care of myself I could still rock out to charm and have a Clairo summer.
[wiping the tears away before i go to dap you up and bring it in for a hug] my fault gang i was listening to smashing pumpkins in the car otw over here