Tery Brown

Short. Fat. Angry. Often a bellend. Yes, it is spelled Tery. No, I'm not a girl. Yes I know I have tits.

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

Just while I wait for them to have an actual rematch.

[Tery Brown @TeryNotTerry]

@headspacebolton

[Laurel and Hardy @Stan_And_Ollie]

The end of every #Zoom meeting. #LaurelAndHardy

https://t.co/f2l7zwuEzy

[Tery Brown @TeryNotTerry]

@WaveOutdoors @TNLUK @BoltonCVS Remind me to never forget to take photos again. You were supposed to use a picture of a cute dog or something!!

[Tery Brown @TeryNotTerry]

We know all of these @headspacebolton!

[Cary Cooper @ProfCaryCooper]

Zoom personality types! https://t.co/4Nl3NWAn9k

[Tery Brown @TeryNotTerry]

Just ordered 100 gloves. Said 100 gloves on the shipping label. But when they arrived there was only 50 pairs!! I should complain and create a furore. It's misleading that they're counted as 100!!

[Matthew Highton @MattHighton]

Was just missing pubs and started to think about the three years during Uni, I worked at a Yatses in Leeds. Here’s a highlight thread of some of the most violent, disgusting and unbelievable things I saw during my time there.

[Tery Brown @TeryNotTerry]

https://t.co/4Rh39pQkMC

[Tery Brown @TeryNotTerry]

@Roisinconaty And excellent.

[Tery Brown @TeryNotTerry]

Joined Netflix to watch #afterlife 2. I laughed, I cried. And every time I saw the dog I thought if @rickygervais kills her off I'll never fucking forgive him, not after Derek and his wrong kidneys. Would have been too much.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

While Toilet Duck and Dettol are trending, here's a reminder of the word 'ultracrepidarian': one who consistently offers opinions and advice on subjects way beyond their understanding.

[Tery Brown @TeryNotTerry]

@AgathaChocolats She ain't gonna last the day.

[Ted Gioia @tedgioia]

And the Oscar for best lip-syncing goes to... https://t.co/ICxa1Qsx9S

[Meriel @MerielMyers]

What a fasinating treat!

[Tery Brown @TeryNotTerry]

Someone said my coronavirus hair and recent shave made me look like Marjorie Proops. Don't see it myself, and killed an old phone case to make sure.

[Tery Brown @TeryNotTerry]

@RobertAtkinso14 @ImperialMed Because they need to test the vaccine on people from low risk groups in case they develop symptoms, as you can with the flu vaccine. It needs to be deemed safe before being used on people in more vulnerable groups.

[Tery Brown @TeryNotTerry]

@nellcurran @_Bingo_Bean_ @ProfKarolSikora No problem.

[Tery Brown @TeryNotTerry]

@Nickesanderson @R879Tony @ProfKarolSikora @PoliceInspForum Nothing like blocking people to create a nice echo chamber for yourself. The original tweet was correct. The people reported on a given day most likely did not die on that day. So to suggest it's the amount of deaths in 24hrs is incorrect. Facts, eh?

[Tery Brown @TeryNotTerry]

People often underestimate the importance of a strong opposition and their ability to hold the government to account. There will be time in the future for independent enquiries into actions during this period, now however isn't it.

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

After today's exchanges at PMQs it is clear that the United Kingdom now has a functioning, probing, measured, informed Official Opposition. The government will need to raise its game.