Tesladvisor

$TSLA investor since early 2013 📈. Financial advisor 💰. All things Tesla & Elon. Lucky husband, Proud father 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦. 🇮🇱 Posts are not financial advice.

[Tesladvisor @Tesladvisor]

Think long term.

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

> be elon musk
> offer to buy Twitter
> look into it some more, realize most of the users are bots
> holyshit.gif
> "nevermind, I don't want to buy it anymore"
> get sued, forced to buy it for $44 billion
> billions of dollars of debt on the balance sheet
> FuckMyLife.jpg
> everyone laughs at you, says you will fail spectacularly
> left convinces advertisers to boycott you
> keep pushing anyway, rename the company X
> people refuse to call it X and keep calling it Twitter in defiance
> ignore them
> use the company's data to train a frontier LLM
> start a new AI company called xAI that licenses data from X
> xAI raises money, buys X
> SpaceX decides to launch data centers into space, buys xAI
> announce billions of dollars of data center deals
> raise $80 billion in an initial offering of the company at a $1.75 trillion market cap
> offering is 2x oversubscribed

dude can touch dog shit and turn it into gold

[Tesladvisor @Tesladvisor]

Tesla Glass + Chilling Stone Set secured

[Tesladvisor @Tesladvisor]

$3.4 trillion in ANNUAL REVENUE - NOT MARKET VALUATION.

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Morgan Stanley says @SpaceX’s revenue could reach $3.4 trillion in 2040, and adjusted EBITA in 2040 could top $2.7 trillion.

Research analysts at Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley both projected SpaceX’s revenue would be near $160 billion in 2028. Both banks anticipate revenue from SpaceX’s AI business to provide the bulk of the revenue after this year and grow dramatically. https://t.co/Ab5xZZJbHv

[Gali @Gfilche]

Investing in @Tesla today is a little bit like investing in @SpaceX in 2020

$SPCX 2020: Revenue was 'plateauing' around $2B ish, valuation was $32B (15X revenue). The financials said no growth, when in reality the technology was making step by step progress and would soon enable 10X growth in the business 🚀

$TSLA 2026: Revenue is 'plateauing' around $95-$100B with a $1.4T valuation (15X revenue). In just a handful of years I believe we'll see a 10X growth in the business enabled by @Robotaxi & @Tesla_Optimus ... technologies that are decades in the making but haven't hit the financials yet 🦾

Not financial advice (I'm long $TSLA since 2012 and $SPCX since 2020)

[Tesladvisor @Tesladvisor]

@boz_brown @WarrenWhyteUK @TeslaCharging @Tesla @Olliedodd @TeslaOwnersUK Tesla diner has an air compressor!

[Trevor Scott ✘ @TrevorScottReal]

Unsupervised Tesla Robotaxi rides CAN go on Highways.
Confirmed

[Tesla Robotaxi @robotaxi]

Unsupervised Robotaxi now in the entire Austin Metro area

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

If Israel had attacked four countries tonight, the podcaster class would be up in arms.

Iran just attacked four countries, they haven’t said a word.

Weird.

[Tesladvisor @Tesladvisor]

@SawyerMerritt Now they just need a Tesla whiskey bottle to go with it 🥃 ⚡️

[iamVisual @visual_iam]

Now this is a heavy-lifter. Love the rugged, tiled heat-shield look and the sheer mechanical weight of those landing struts. Utterly massive! Use the astronauts for scale. @spacex @starlink #megastarship @Ooramusic

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

True

[Tesladvisor @Tesladvisor]

@elonmusk Where will it be 10 years from now?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla IPO market cap was 0.1% of its current value

[Tesla @Tesla]

"My car also has FSD"

[Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו @netanyahu]

שוחחתי הערב עם הנשיא טראמפ ואמרתי לו שאם חיזבאללה לא יחדל לתקוף את ערינו ואזרחינו - ישראל תתקוף מטרות טרור בביירות.

עמדתנו זו עומדת בעינה.

במקביל, צה״ל ימשיך לפעול כמתוכנן בדרום לבנון.

[Tesla @Tesla]

FSD Supervised is the only software that has completed several coast-to-coast drives without human input

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Glad they’re ok

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@aaronburnett Oh we will

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

I don't even need to make campaign ads anymore. Karen and Nithya just keep making them for me.