Teslim

just a guy

[Teslim @Teslim85894460]

@reedlkdj @TheFergusonWay lol he’s 40 yrs old😭

[RUDOS FC @RUDOSFC]

El barça: "La sexta es inevitable"

El PSG: "A por la tercerca consecutiva"

El Atleti: "Los muchachos estuvieron barbaros"

Vinicius intentando desbloquear su movil con el Face Id:

[她们都叫我老公奴 @O_oy6T]

假装跳楼 等下面人一多我就朝下面尿尿

[Teslim @Teslim85894460]

Wow💔

[просто ева🎀 @effka_filatova]

Если ты бьёшь жену каждый день, то у неё будет одно требование: «Пожалуйста, не бей меня».

Если ты не бьёшь свою жену, то у неё появляется целый список требований.

[Teslim @Teslim85894460]

Yayi too useless 😭😭

[y4yi @yxyiagain]

I was getting food with a lady. When we were done, she went to the loo & I asked the waitress for the bill. With shock and disbelief, he said “you’re paying???”

I nodded and started transferring but before I finished, she came back & gave him her card.

he said with relief, “Ehnehn, why will you pay?”

All of us burst out laughing. 😂😂

[Majesteleri @siyahalpacino]

Biz tribünde maçı izlerken yorulduk, bizim futbolcuları düşünemiyorum bile. Adamlar daha kendilerine top gelmeden bir sonraki pasın hesabını yapan makina gibiler. Ben böyle bir şey görmedim. Ceza sahamızın önünü düğün salonuna çevirdi oçları resmen.

[Jiggy ✞ @nogojiggy]

Real Madrid trophy room by the time Mbappe is done with them:

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

When you’re trekking to economize your transport fare and some guys keep following you shouting omooba ogo twale o

[𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙻🥷🏾 @alithasimp]

I w!sh there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. I want to būrst into flames.

[Uwakmfon @narcissistv2]

Aboki be having the hardest free forms for no reason

[Teslim @Teslim85894460]

On my life no one can ever be lazier than me in a group assignment

[Gracee💕💜 @graceis_cute]

when you're ready to be the lazy one in a group assignment but you got grouped with even lazier people

[DEDE! @minutesimal_]

When you're already in a financial danger but your generous friend's birthday is coming up

[Lila @mhariamx]

You are all against alcohol and sugar now. But who was there when your life was falling apart? sure wasn’t salad

[Gucciboy @Gucciboyf3]

I remember a day Access Bank debïted one man that was in front of me 60,000 twice without dispensing the cash. The man grabbëd me and shoutëd: “You are not going anywhere oo!” Because you are my only witness 😳🙆😂😂😂

[ßtc @buzorszn]

A nigga is about to win again.

[𝐄𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐆𝐲 @247grindG]

Na only you fit spoil your own life, na only you fit better your life.. everything dey your hand

[Amigo @Topboix]

I genuinely believe I've made God laugh at least once

[Teslim @Teslim85894460]

@rhayorbadmus @horlanrew10

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i'm very grateful that so many things are none of my business.

[Cel ⭐️ @bleachtay]

estás en el examen salteando las preguntas difíciles y de repente ya no queda más examen