Tessie Stark

Life’s too short to be stuck on this planet

[Tessie Stark @TesLove]

The FBI is worthless! I need to report something for an elderly person. And the FBI tells me to have them fill out a form online. Hello !?! They don’t understand technology, that’s how they got scammed in the first place!

[Tessie Stark @TesLove]

@GEICO_Service why are my billing details being sent to my approved driver via text without my knowledge or consent but not being sent to me?

[Tessie Stark @TesLove]

🤣😂🤣 that is all.

[Tessie Stark @TesLove]

Genius Trump baiting…

[Tessie Stark @TesLove]

@lwew Oh plenty those were way freakin hot! Like ima pay for it in the morning!

[Tessie Stark @TesLove]

Made stuffed jalapeños. Deveined and deseeded the jalapeños. They were still hot enough to burn the sin right out of the devil. I’m from Texas and I’m dying over here. Dad’s from California and he ate a dozen of them. What’s wrong with this picture?

[Tessie Stark @TesLove]

When the fire department gets called because your ground beef has too much fat content and causes a flair up in the bbq. Oof. 😅

[Tessie Stark @TesLove]

Anyone wanna buy me a class b RV?

[Tessie Stark @TesLove]

My dog is upset with me because I’m not opening the snacks immediately. 🙄

[Tessie Stark @TesLove]

I think the snacks have arrived. But no beer yet.

[Tessie Stark @TesLove]

Wings and rings for dinner tonight. Who wants to bring some beer?

[Tessie Stark @TesLove]

I only need one more scammer Disney princess and I’ll have collected them all.

Wait that means I’ll have to find another hobby. Oh no! Whatever will I do with my time?

[Tessie Stark @TesLove]

Left the room and my dog’s toys simply exploded everywhere before I got back in the room. He’s now pretending to be asleep. Only left long enough to change the laundry from washer to dryer in my hallway.🤷‍♀️

[Tessie Stark @TesLove]

I think I have a new unproductive hobby! And now we wait for the other scammer Disney princesses to follow… I must collect them all not just the one.

[Tessie Stark @TesLove]

They just don’t give up do they?

[Tessie Stark @TesLove]

Nope. Just nope.

[Tessie Stark @TesLove]

A miracle would be great right about now.

[Tessie Stark @TesLove]

I ate so much watermelon!

[Tessie Stark @TesLove]

I wish but nah

[Tessie Stark @TesLove]

@lwew Those actually sound good right now. Lol. Think I’m just craving crunchy anything right now.

[Tessie Stark @TesLove]

I have nothing crunchy at my house to snack on 😢