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[T @Tessb26]

I still dont know what a hoobastank is

[T @Tessb26]

I refuse to give my dog any more of my bacon on the condition that she refuses to savor that shit.

[T @Tessb26]

You guys, the Earth is fucking pissed at us!!

[T @Tessb26]

I get so emotional baby, when I watch the Olympic Trials yea yea!

[T @Tessb26]

@TheFigPucker123 Why not do a crazy dance?

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Melinda Gates and Alex Rodriguez will be publicly dating by the end of the summer

[T @Tessb26]

Jk remembering cringy shit is now making me feel super grateful for the rockstars in my life. Yall are the real MVPs

[T @Tessb26]

Does your brain just randomly remember shameful stuff from your past? Wishing I could erase certain memories rn eternal sunshine style

[T @Tessb26]

Am I allowed to stop celebrating Easter for the rest of my life?

[T @Tessb26]

@teslaownersSV @SpaceX @elonmusk So this is the type of stuff that happens when you are really good at math

[Tesla Owners Silicon Valley @teslaownersSV]

This isn’t CGI. This is real and @SpaceX is landing rockets in the middle of the ocean on drone ships. @elonmusk

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Jennifer Lopez I would fight for you but I have 2 torn shoulders and a bad knee from my last fight

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Jennifer Lopez need a man that will be by your side 247 who is older than you are and it's broke I fit that category perfectly I'm your man

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Well J lo and a rod broke up well I wonder who told you so the truth hurts

[T @Tessb26]

Never forget cofveve.

[T @Tessb26]

Idk why but i feel like Lil Uzi Vert is going to get audited this year...

[lo 🧀 𓆉 @LoFromWisco]

Sometimes I randomly remember on Flavor of Love, Flav nicknamed a girl “Oyster” and realize maybe things aren’t so bad for me

[T @Tessb26]

If you don't follow @JoseCanseco you are missing out